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Hunter Biden’s Art Up In Flames As California Wildfires Destroy $200M Worth Of Paintings

In a twist that could only be scripted by Mother Nature herself, reports emerged that nearly $200 million worth of Hunter Biden’s artwork has literally gone up in flames during the recent California wildfires. The ablaze masterpieces were in storage at a Pacific Palisades facility near the home of Hunter’s attorney, Kevin Morris, who has a knack for not only providing legal cover but also for liberally loaning hefty sums—like nearly $5 million—to the first son for things like tax bills. One can only imagine the conversations happening in that plush five-bedroom mansion that somehow avoided the flames while the art was left to roast.

Firefighters undoubtedly had their hands full, but one has to wonder: was there a need to save those pieces of “art”? For those blissfully unaware, Hunter’s foray into the world of painting was triggered largely by his journey of recovery from drug addiction. While some might argue that anything is worth saving, even the most die-hard art aficionados might struggle to find a silver lining here. Though the half-baked portraits were conveniently stored away, there’s a chance they could have gone unrecognized and unloved, hidden away like a geriatric grandma’s baking tray of holiday cookies gathering dust.

As the wildfires raged, President Biden offered assurances that his son’s home in Malibu was likely not among the casualties. He seemed almost hopeful while remarking, “Today, it appears that it’s still standing,” though one has to appreciate the uncertainty emanating from the Oval Office. Perhaps Joe felt an urgent need to reassure everyone that, despite the chaos engulfing California, his son’s living quarters remained secure—if only to keep the political optics intact. 

 

The more pressing issue remains the ethically murky waters Hunter has navigated with his artwork. Congressional inquiries have raised eyebrows over the curious connections between Hunter’s brush strokes and fundraising dollars from wealthy Democrat donors. Among these is Elizabeth Hirsh Naftali, a noteworthy patron of Hunter’s “talent” who—surprise, surprise—was later rewarded with a prestigious commission by the president. This raises the ever-important question: are the flames of controversy hotter than any wildfire?

House Committee Chairman James Comer has not shied away from pointing the finger you won’t see on any gallery wall. He admonished the White House for failing to adequately clarify the nexus between Hunter’s art sales and potential influence peddling. Instead of finding an escape route from the inferno of allegations surrounding them, Biden and his allies seem content to let the smoke swirl while the rest of us are left to sift through the ashes of dubious financial transactions. The Biden artistic saga is anything but a masterpiece; it’s more of a disaster movie, and just like any good flick, there’s sure to be more drama ahead.

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