Staff Reports
Hunter Biden, the trouble-prone son of President Joe Biden, made headlines again this week, but not for his usual shenanigans. No, this time it was for his surprising new haircut, which some believe was intentionally chosen to beat the system. The co-host of Fox News’ “The Five,” the esteemed Judge Jeanine Pirro, raised some serious questions about Hunter’s buzz cut, suggesting that it was a desperate attempt to avoid drug testing on his hair. And honestly, who can blame her for being suspicious? We’ve all seen the infamous laptop from hell, so we know a thing or two about Hunter’s… habits.
Is Hunter Biden's New Haircut a Way to Cheat the System?
https://t.co/p2sTZU61TR— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) October 6, 2023
Judge Pirro, drawing from her experience as a former narcotics judge, explained that hair can retain traces of drug use much longer than other parts of the body. And since Hunter is facing felony charges related to a firearm purchase, it’s no surprise that people are questioning his sudden change in hairstyle. We’ve known Hunter for a long time, and this buzz cut is definitely a departure from his usual “disheveled chic” look. It can’t just be a coincidence, can it?
This morning we saw close-cut hair for Hunter Biden.
Why?
Drug testing – in the event they wanted to test via hair strand testing.Longer hair shows longer history — like, back to July – about 90 days.
This hair gives you a couple of weeks.😂 pic.twitter.com/35l16k2yMx— Sandy 〽️ (@RightGlockMom) October 3, 2023
But let’s not forget that Hunter has been tested for drugs before, and he has quite the track record. In 2014, he was booted out of the Navy after testing positive for cocaine. And instead of owning up to his mistakes like a responsible adult, he tried to blame two innocent men from Africa. Classic Hunter move. It seems like he always finds a way to escape accountability for his actions.
Now, the judge handling Hunter’s case has stated that he has recently tested negative for drugs multiple times. But Judge Pirro rightly points out that these tests might only be sampling urine or blood, which don’t provide a reliable indication of drug use over a longer period. Marijuana, for example, can leave your system in just a few days. So of course, Hunter could easily pass those kinds of tests. But what about the hair? That’s where things get interesting.
It’s no secret that Hunter’s hair could potentially hold some damning evidence of his extracurricular activities. And with his newfound love for a buzz cut, it becomes even more suspicious. Judge Pirro knows what she’s talking about when it comes to these things, and she’s seen her fair share of defendants trying to outsmart the system. So her skepticism is not unwarranted.
At the end of the day, we can only speculate about Hunter’s motivations for the drastic change in hairstyle. But given his history and the seriousness of the charges against him, it’s hard not to be suspicious. Whether it’s dodging drug tests or blaming innocent people for his mistakes, Hunter Biden always seems to find a way to wiggle out of trouble. Maybe it’s time for him to finally face some real consequences for his actions. And who knows, maybe a buzz cut won’t be enough to save him this time. Only time will tell.
