Staff Reports
Hunter Biden’s legal team is fighting tooth and nail to get the gun charges against him dismissed. The son of President Joe Biden is caught up in a tangle of legal drama, and his lawyers are pulling out all the stops to make it go away faster than a speeding Amtrak train.
Hunter Biden's Attorneys Make Desperation Move to Fight Gun Charges https://t.co/JkG76ex766 pic.twitter.com/IyGUsFW6It
— Home Defense Gun (@HomeDefenseGun) December 12, 2023
One of their arguments is that the collapsed plea deal from July is still in effect. They’re claiming that the indictment against Hunter violates a Diversion Agreement that’s supposedly still active. His attorney, Abbe Lowell, is basically saying, “Hey, he gave up some rights in exchange for immunity on firearm-related offenses, so you can’t just turn around and prosecute him for those exact offenses!” It’s like trying to unring a bell, if that bell was made out of legal jargon and potential prison time.
The plot thickens because a certain U.S. District Judge, Maryellen Noreika, is the one with the power to decide if the diversion agreement is legit. If she gives it the green light, it could be game over for those pesky gun charges. But if she doesn’t, it’s back to the drawing board for Hunter’s legal team.
The drama doesn’t stop there. Hunter’s attorneys are also yelling from the rooftops that this whole prosecution is a politically-motivated maneuver. They’re pointing the finger at former President Donald Trump and his supporters, claiming that they put the pressure on to keep this whole debacle alive and kicking. They’re basically saying, “It’s all Trump’s fault!” in the most dramatic courtroom fashion they can muster.
Wait, there’s more! Hunter’s legal eagles are trying to pull out all the stops. They’re even claiming that the special counsel who slapped those pesky gun charges on Hunter wasn’t appointed properly. It’s like a legal version of “I object!” but on a much grander scale.
In the end, Hunter’s team is basically shouting from the rooftops, “This is unconstitutional! This is unfair! This is not how the justice system is supposed to work!” They’re trying to dodge those charges faster than Hunter dodged questions about his laptop during the 2020 election.
So, will Hunter Biden end up in hot water, or will his legal dream team save the day? Only time, and a whole lot of legal wrangling, will tell. But it’s safe to say that this whole saga is juicier than a Delaware blue crab on a summer day.
