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This article has uncovered some real doozies about Hunter Biden’s latest hustles. It seems ole Hunter is at it again, and this time, he’s got a henchman in the form of his attorney, Kevin Morris, covering his tracks and spinning up some bogus stories to protect his sorry hide. It’s honestly amazing how much trouble a guy can get himself into when he’s got the last name “Biden,” but then again, when your dad’s in and out of the White House, I guess you think you can get away with anything.
First off, let’s talk about this secret documentary project that Hunter is reportedly cooking up. Word on the street is that he’s trying to make himself out to be the hero in this film, showing what a stand-up guy he is and how he’s just this great dad who’s struggling to stay sober. It’s like the guy’s auditioning for a role in a Hallmark movie, except it’s all a big fat lie. And who’s footing the bill for this little vanity project? You guessed it, good ol’ “sugar brother” Morris, who’s already thrown nearly $5 million at Hunter. And I thought my little brother was bad about mooching off me!
BLUNT MOVE: Hunter Biden's "sugar brother" lawyer is seen puffing the white bong in plain view of the public street. https://t.co/d2oIFzJCha pic.twitter.com/VbmSN7bbRG
— Fox News (@FoxNews) July 24, 2023
But the real kicker here is that Morris is trying to make Hunter out to be some kind of victim, like he’s just a poor, misunderstood fella getting picked on by his daddy’s enemies. Give me a break! This is the same Hunter who’s been raking in millions from questionable business deals and dodgy art sales, all while conveniently forgetting to pay his taxes. And now Morris is puffing the old white bong on a public street, flaunting the cash he’s splashing on Hunter like it’s Monopoly money. These guys must think they’re untouchable with all the stunts they’re pulling.
And don’t get me started on Hunter’s infamous laptop. Morris is out there spinning up wild conspiracy theories about how it was all just a scheme by the Trump campaign to take down his pops. The audacity of these people! They’re so deep in denial that they’re trying to rewrite history and make Hunter out to be some kind of innocent victim. It’s laughable, really.
The whole thing reeks to high heaven, and it’s clear that Hunter and his sidekick Morris are cooking up all sorts of schemes to salvage his tainted reputation. But let’s not forget, this is the same guy who’s been living off his daddy’s name and reputation for years, so it’s no wonder he’s pulling out all the stops to save face. But mark my words, this little charade won’t be fooling anyone with half a brain. Hunter’s got a lot of nerve trying to pull the wool over the American people’s eyes, but I’ve got a feeling his luck is running out.
It’s enough to make your blood boil, but what can you expect from the Biden clan? It’s just business as usual for these guys.
