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Iranian Generals Learn the Hard Way You Should Always Pick Zoom Over Secret War Room Meetings

The world watched in amazement as a group of Iranian generals found themselves in hot water, all because they decided to meet in person instead of using Zoom like the rest of us. You’d think even America’s enemies would catch on by now — when you gather your top brass under one roof, you’re painting a bright target right on your back. With all the technology out there, it’s comical to see these wannabe masterminds still clinging to yesterday’s playbook.

Let’s be honest — the only thing more outdated than their strategy is the weak foreign policy coming out of the White House. Iran’s radical leaders have strutted around for years, threatening America and the rest of the free world. And what does the left do? Apologize, negotiate, and send pallets of cash. Now, their generals are finding out the hard way that reckless bravado and poor planning don’t mix well.

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While Biden’s team tiptoes around diplomacy, our enemies aren’t exactly the brightest bulbs in the box either. Imagine sitting in a room, plotting America’s demise, but too clueless to realize that modern warfare doesn’t play by the old rules. They could’ve fired up a laptop and sipped tea over a secure connection, but nope — they stuck everyone in one place, just asking for disaster.

Meanwhile, the left will call for more “understanding” and “de-escalation,” pretending these mullahs are misunderstood victims instead of bloodthirsty fanatics. The media spins every blunder overseas as a chance to lecture us about “respectful dialogue” — as if dialogue will stop a missile. America’s enemies don’t fear sternly worded statements or wishy-washy warnings. They only learn when consequences hit close to home.

There’s a lesson staring us all in the face: You can’t reason with extremists using progressive fairy tales. Maybe Iran’s generals should’ve sprung for better tech support. Or maybe they’re just as lost as the liberals who coddle them. Either way, next time the bad guys want to hold a secret meeting, here’s a tip — try Zoom. Unless, of course, they really are looking for a shortcut to paradise.

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