Staff Reports
The IRS, fresh from its taxpayer audits and budget wrangling, is on the brink of a groundbreaking partnership with ICE that promises to send illegal aliens packing faster than a Black Friday sale. No more dilly-dallying around in deportation proceedings—thanks to this agreement, ICE agents will gain access to IRS databases to locate individuals who have already received their marching orders from federal immigration judges. It’s about time the taxman stepped in to play a role in keeping American streets safe.
According to sources that might as well be wearing “confidential” badges, this collaboration is not just a paper-pushing exercise. It is expected to lead to a surge in ICE activities, resulting in what some critics of the deal are calling “mass arrests and workplace raids.” The irony is rich; a government body known for its long lines and complex forms is now playing a key role in a crackdown that could, hilariously enough, streamline its own efficiency.
Trump Administration Nears Historic Deal as DOGE Reportedly Finds Millions of Illegals on Social Security Rolls https://t.co/5Pk9D81Olz
— Steve Ferguson (@lsferguson) April 1, 2025
The arrangement goes something like this: Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem or ICE Director Todd Lyons makes a request to the IRS. This request is likely to be approved faster than Congress approves another spending bill, resulting in the IRS dishing out the needed info on deported illegals. Who knew Uncle Sam was more than just a guy who wants a cut of your earnings?
Tom Homan, the border czar, made the astute observation that this partnership is crucial for safeguarding Social Security—a system that illegal aliens have been known to exploit with alarming regularity. The problem here isn’t just about keeping tabs on immigration; it’s about protecting the hard-earned benefits of American citizens from fraudulent claims and identity theft. As Homan points out, it’s not just about deporting people; it’s about preserving the integrity of the system for those who actually pay into it.
Further analysis, courtesy of the Immigration Reform Law Institute, claims that American identities are being pilfered left and right, leading to exposure of almost 39 million cases between 2012 and 2016. Meanwhile, the newly minted Department of Government Efficiency, led by none other than tech mogul Elon Musk, has noted that 2.1 million illegal aliens managed to score Social Security numbers in just this year alone. If anyone has pondered whether the IRS has a role to play in national security and protecting citizens, this latest development certainly cements that argument.
