Staff Reports
There are a few things in politics that are as entertaining as watching a new candidate dive headfirst into the deep end of campaign waters, particularly when it results in a belly flop. That’s where Jasmine Crockett comes in. Announcing her Senate campaign in a way that only she could, she’s already making waves—though not necessarily the kind she’d like. According to some, including a certain former president, she might be a bit lacking in the IQ department. But as far as Republicans are concerned, her splash might just make for smooth sailing for GOP candidates.
It appears Jasmine’s grand entrance onto the Senate stage started off with a Photoshop frenzy, giving her campaign video a gloss that might rival the latest superhero blockbuster. Unfortunately, no amount of digital airbrushing could mask what critics are calling a cringeworthy display. Her stiff pose and robotic demeanor seem to reinforce the narrative some have been spinning about her—she’s a “low IQ person” who is touted as the new star of the Democratic Party. Not exactly a résumé enhancer, is it?
But what’s a campaign without a little bit of entertainment? Enter the rapper who took the mic to offer his lyrical endorsement of Crockett. His rhymes, though perhaps more groan-worthy than Grammy-worthy, added a peculiar flair to the event. Lines about never backing down might have been meant to hype the crowd, but for onlookers dwelling on Crockett’s competence, it was amusement served on a silver platter. Whether the rhyme was sublime or subpar, it certainly couldn’t drown out the laughter echoing from critics who saw Crockett’s launch as a self-inflicted punchline.
And if the video wasn’t enough to get tongues wagging, Crockett’s campaign speech certainly did the job. There she was, venturing into the emotional territory with tears in her eyes, describing how she needed a bigger voice. For some, this emotional vulnerability might have been seen as candid authenticity. For others, especially those glued to their popcorn and waiting for the next installment of this campaign thriller, it just added another layer of comedic drama. The web of supporters and strategists say it’s about DEI and a new era of wokeness. Skeptics, however, say it’s a train wreck they can’t look away from.
The stage is now set for the inevitable showdown against John Cornyn, the Republican incumbent, ready to contrast his America-first narrative with Crockett’s. He’s poised to showcase a genuine debate between ideologies, turning it into a must-see TV moment. As for Crockett, stepping into the role of a Senate contender means vacating her House seat—a move that not only delights her opponents but also marks her dive into deeper political waters. Whether she can swim remains a key question, but one thing’s for sure: her Senate foray has promise, if not of success, certainly of entertainment value.
