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Jill Biden Escapes DC, Visits Tech Lab Amid Inflation Fiasco

First Lady Jill Biden is breaking free from the shackles of the White House, if only for a short while. She’s taking a trip to Dutchess County, New York, leaving President Joe Biden to fend for himself. Oh, the things we do for a change of scenery!

Now, let’s get to the heart of the matter. Jill Biden is going on this little adventure to visit the Dutchess County Mechatronics Lab in Fishkill, New York. What’s mechatronics, you ask? Well, it’s some fancy shmancy field that combines mechanical systems, electrical systems, control systems, and computers. Sounds like a recipe for a headache, if you ask me. But apparently, it’s important in training technicians to fill the labor shortages in the high-tech mechatronics field. Let’s hope they don’t end up with a bunch of robots ruling the world, because that would definitely ruin the economy.

But why is the first lady venturing into this tech territory? Well, it’s all part of President Biden’s grand plan to pump billions of dollars into the chip manufacturing industry. You see, the U.S. wants to reduce its dependence on foreign countries, especially China, for this fancy technology stuff. We don’t want the commies controlling our chips, do we? No way! So, the lab that Jill Biden is checking out is actually a product of President Biden’s “American Rescue Plan.” Funny how the Democrats always name their plans after things that are the complete opposite of what they actually do. And guess what? This plan is also contributing to that lovely thing called inflation. Isn’t that just peachy?

Oh, and let’s not forget about the DAY ONE Early Learning Community center. Jill Biden will also be touring that place. The White House says it’s to highlight the importance of early childhood education and strengthening the workforce of educators. Now, I’m all for education, but let’s be real here. This is just another one of those liberal initiatives to expand government control. And we all know how well that usually turns out. It’s a nice little PR move to distract us from the fact that Joe Biden’s job numbers are nothing to write home about. But hey, who needs good jobs when you can have free daycare, right?

And just to add a little spice to the story, let’s talk about President Biden’s last visit to Dutchess County. He went to the IBM plant in Poughkeepsie to brag about his job numbers. But let me tell you, not everyone was impressed. Representative Elise Stefanik, a smart and sassy Republican, called out Biden for his far-left policies that have wrecked our economy. She’s not buying into his victory lap in Poughkeepsie, and I don’t blame her one bit.

So, there you have it. Jill Biden’s off on a little adventure to the land of mechatronics and early childhood education. But let’s not forget the bigger picture here – President Biden’s grand plans that are causing inflation and wrecking our economy. It’s time to wake up and smell the liberal propaganda, folks. We can’t let them fool us with their fancy names and empty promises. Stay strong, conservatives!

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