Staff Reports
In 2009, Joe Biden’s ego hit the clouds as he basked in the luxuries of being vice president, a role that required more self-promotion than brainpower. However, things took a turn when his wife, Jill, decided she needed a boost in status and conveniently enrolled in a second-rate college to earn herself a doctorate. Her thesis, likened to a Disney Forest creature struggling to imitate intelligence, was the epitome of mediocrity, a participation trophy in the form of an Ed.D. credential.
As the years passed, Jill’s ambition to reach the White House grew, especially as Joe’s mental decline became increasingly evident. It became apparent to outsiders that Jill was the one calling the shots, pulling the strings behind the scenes while Joe struggled to string together coherent sentences. Despite the facade, it was clear to anyone not blinded by Biden loyalty that Jill was the real power in the White House.
Bonus Cartoon—President Jill Biden Isn't Leaving the White House Without a Fight https://t.co/SxPLDhHMQ3
— Dr. Kenneth Warner (@wrestlerkw7) July 9, 2024
Jill’s determination to hold onto the presidency was evident when she refused to acknowledge Joe’s limitations, even going as far as to praise his incoherent performances as if he had aced a test. The calls for Joe to step down missed the mark entirely, as it was clear that Dr. Jill Biden was the one in control, unwilling to relinquish her newfound position of power.
Like a modern-day Edith Bolling Galt Wilson, Jill Biden had seamlessly taken over the role of president, and she had no intention of surrendering her authority. The image of Jill being dragged out of the White House kicking and screaming may not be too far-fetched, as she has grown comfortable in the trappings of power and shows no sign of backing down without a fight.
