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Kamala Harris Certifies Trump’s 2024 Victory in Historic Turn

The historic 2024 election has officially been certified, and it couldn’t be done in a more poetic fashion—by none other than the defeated Vice President herself, Kamala Harris. With the meaningful stroke of her pen, Harris bid farewell to the disastrous Biden-Harris administration and ushered in a new era led by Donald Trump. It’s a bit like the plot twist in a movie that everyone saw coming but still couldn’t help but root for.

Four long years after the questionable certification of the 2020 election—an event many believe was marred with irregularities—the American people have decisively turned the tide. While the recent years have felt like a marathon with all the pandemic-related jogs, knee injuries, and endless debates about masks, this monumental victory for Trump marks what can only be seen as victory lap for freedom-loving Americans. There are cheers in the air as the clock runs out on the current administration, indicating it indeed may be “morning again in America.”

On the day of the certification, Harris took to X—formerly known as Twitter—to convey what was apparently a “sacred obligation.” She spoke of love for the Constitution and unwavering faith in the American people. It might be more fitting to express a love for actual democracy, given that Harris spent much time defending an election result that many still question. The irony is thicker than a government-issued doughnut; the very rules established by Democrats for certification have come back to bite them. They wanted to lock in their power, but it turns out that sometimes a little overreach can lead to a big backlash. 

 

Trump, basking in victory, took to Truth Social to announce that Congress has certified a “great election victory.” The man knows how to celebrate. Meanwhile, some members of the January 6 crowd who were wrongly targeted by the administration continue to demand justice. They held an event in Washington, D.C., highlighting the glaring injustice of the government’s actions against those merely voicing their opinion on election integrity. This colorful array of patriots is eager to remind everyone—especially Trump, who may hold the keys to presidential pardons—of the need for rectification for what happened.

As January 6 rolls around this year, it’s not just a date steeped in controversy; it’s a date that can be transformed into a symbol of hope. The turning of the tides brings a newfound optimism for many Americans who truly love their country. With a fresh administration on the horizon, and perhaps a bit of divine timing for many Christians celebrating Epiphany, the message is clear: it’s time for a revival in American patriotism and a renewed commitment to restoring the integrity of the nation. Welcome, glorious future; the past is a train wreck nobody wants to revisit.

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