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The liberal mainstream media is at it again, folks, trying to undermine the accomplishments of a young American dreamer who has achieved something truly remarkable. In a world where video games are becoming more and more about participation trophies and safe spaces, one young man has proven that true American spirit and determination still exist. You won’t believe what 13-year-old Willis Gibson from Stillwater, Oklahoma, has done – if the liberal media would let you believe it, that is!
Gibson managed to do what many had thought was impossible – he beat the classic video game “Tetris.” That’s right, he didn’t just rack up a high score or play until his eyes bled, he actually pushed the game to its absolute limits, causing it to crash due to reaching the end of its memory and coding space. This young man made the game do something it was never meant to do, and it was a beautiful thing to behold.
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Now, you may be thinking, “Why is this such a big deal? It’s just a video game.” Well, let me tell you, Tetris is more than just a game; it’s a symbol of the American way. It’s about overcoming the odds, pushing boundaries, and thinking outside the box. And that’s exactly what Willis Gibson did. This accomplishment speaks to the American spirit of innovation and tenacity that we hold dear.
But leave it to the liberal media to rain on this young man’s parade. One Sky News anchor had the audacity to suggest that Gibson should be spending his time doing “better things” than playing video games. How dare she? It’s clear that she doesn’t understand the hard work and dedication it takes to achieve such a feat. Instead of celebrating this achievement, she chose to belittle Gibson’s accomplishment and tell him to “step away from the screen.” The nerve of some people!
Thankfully, social media users weren’t having it. They called out the Sky News anchor for her condescending attitude, pointing out that this is a 13-year-old we’re talking about, not a 33-year-old. There’s plenty of time for “life goals,” thank you very much!
As for those who are unimpressed by Gibson’s accomplishment, well, they must not understand the significance of what he’s done. This young man has made history, and he deserves all the praise and recognition that comes with it. As the president of the Classic Tetris World Championship put it, “It’s never been done by a human before.” That’s right, never been done. This is an achievement for the ages, and we should all be celebrating it.
In conclusion, Willis Gibson’s triumph in the world of Tetris is a shining example of American ingenuity and perseverance. His victory should be celebrated and lauded, not belittled and scoffed at. So next time someone tries to diminish the accomplishments of a determined young American, just remember: they don’t know what they’re talking about. Keep on gaming, Willis. Keep on gaming.
