Staff Reports
Oh boy, oh boy! Have you heard about the Los Angeles Times? Well, let me tell you, folks, they are in a heap of trouble! It’s like a sinking ship over there – staff members leaving left and right, massive layoffs, and oh, don’t even get me started on their financial losses. Yikes!
Now, I know what you’re thinking. How did they end up in this hot mess? Well, according to RedState’s Matt Funicello, it’s pure panic and chaos over at the LA Times. Brace yourselves for this bombshell news – they’re laying off a whopping 115 people from the newsroom! That’s a whole lot of talented folks out on the streets. And if that wasn’t enough, two senior editors, who ironically came from the BuzzFeed dumpster fire, are throwing in the towel. Can you blame them? I’d be running for the hills too!
'LA Times' Stoops Lower, Gushes About How Kamala 'Found Her Groove'—Despite 53 Percent Disapproval Rate https://t.co/WaZWHqmBfB
— Wilderness Cry (@kkalverta) February 5, 2024
But wait, there’s more! The LA Times has been churning out some of the most ridiculous articles you could ever imagine. They actually had the audacity to endorse the worst district attorneys in the country, who are as soft on crime as a marshmallow. Can you believe that? It’s like they want chaos and lawlessness to reign supreme!
And hold on tight because they’re begging Californians not to criticize their beloved state as they flee in droves. It’s like a sinking ship’s captain telling passengers not to point out the giant hole in the hull. Sorry, LA Times, but the truth hurts, and people have had enough of the crazed Democrats running the show in California.
Now, here comes the real kicker. The LA Times published an op-ed claiming that Kamala Harris has “found her groove” as Vice President. How outrageous! This woman can’t even point to a single accomplishment, and a majority of Americans disapprove of her. Plus, let’s not forget her border czar role, which has turned into a crisis that rivals the Titanic. But hey, why focus on real issues when you can applaud her “incredulous” speaking manner? It’s like they’re handing out participation trophies for political incompetence.
But wait, there’s more! The LA Times admits that Kamala Harris has become a one-note player – all she seems to care about is abortion, abortion, abortion. It’s like that’s her favorite song on the radio, and she keeps hitting repeat. And they actually celebrate her newfound confidence in pushing her agenda after the Supreme Court overturned Roe vs. Wade. It’s like they’re saying, “Good job, Kamala, keep fighting for the rights of unborn babies to be snuffed out.”
Look, I get it. The LA Times has become a progressive rag that will do anything to protect their Democrat buddies. But when they try to sell us on this alternate reality where Kamala is some kind of superstar, they lose what little credibility they had left. It’s like watching a clown trying to juggle while riding a unicycle – entertaining but utterly ridiculous.
So, folks, remember to take everything you read in the LA Times with a grain of salt. It’s like a comedy show masquerading as a serious news outlet. And if you want some real news, just tune in to good ol’ conservative sources like RedState. We’ll give it to you straight, no nonsense, and with a good dose of common sense. Stay woke, my friends!
