Staff Reports
In the latest circus of liberal antics, viewers are gearing up for another performance featuring Vice President Kamala Harris and the enigmatic Tim Walz. While the east coast is losing sleep over the latest budget-busting policies from the Democrats, the rest of the country is prepping for what can only be described as a political “tailgate” for a VP debate that promises to be an absolute hoot. Email chains are buzzing as everyone shares their favorite drinking games, which will almost certainly turn this event into a stronger test of endurance than the debate itself.
Drinks appear to be the theme of the evening, as attendees are competing for the title of “Most Creative Mocktail.” One enterprising individual suggested pairing cat with red wine, while another posited that a solid bourbon should do the trick—though the right said this could lead to questionable decisions come debate time. Will viewers be knocked out by the sheer stupidity of the content or will they simply be intoxicated enough to turn a blind eye to the nonsense? Only time will tell, but it seems like a worthy way to drown out the sound of economic collapse ringing in their ears.
Vance did not let that slide 👀 pic.twitter.com/eA8UqRJDfE
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) October 2, 2024
The behavior of liberals has become a spectacle of its own, especially as they make a mockery of the actual issues. From hurricanes stirring up in the Southeast to inflation rates soaring, one can’t help but wonder if they’ll ever take the crisis seriously. Instead, they’re prepping ridiculous drinking games that include “strike,” “inflation,” and “border.” It’s almost like they believe the absurdities of their own policies can be washed away amidst cocktails and laughter.
The media bias in this debate is nearly as bad as the Trump/Harris debate. It’s not as evident because Vance has navigated it brilliantly.
— Andy McCarthy (@AndrewCMcCarthy) October 2, 2024
Chris Queen, a stalwart in the conservative community, humorously suggests that Kamala’s “hydrating face mask” may be her not-so-sneaky disguise for cocktails as she prepares to face off against Walz. Perhaps some of that liquid courage is precisely what she’ll need to keep her mask on when dodging tough questions. Meanwhile, Walz is being touted as the underdog, as strange vibes will radiate from his odd charisma—his finger wiggly wave is already a source of amusement, even before he says a single word in the debate.
As the date draws closer, the question looms: how can one “tailgate” for an event that is bound to disappoint? The plan seems set—a smorgasbord of less-than-ideal beverages like Hydrox and Pepsi, which is about as appetizing as the candidates’ proposed policies. Viewers are frantically pondering how to survive the debauchery of idealism without losing their marbles. The silver lining, it seems, is that the real winners of the night will undoubtedly be those viewing from the safety of their own couches, making the comedic absurdities of the evening a gift that keeps on giving.
