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Venezuela’s Land Grab Quest Continues: Guyana Under Threat!
Amid the chaos in the Middle East, there’s another power-hungry despot making moves. Venezuela, the land of endless socialist disasters, has set its sights on annexing a chunk of neighboring Guyana. Why, you ask? Well, it’s simple – they need more oil to keep their sinking ship afloat. And what better way to distract their suffering citizens from the economic abyss than a good old-fashioned land grab?
The President of Guyana speaks to the nation about to threat of a Venezuela invasion.
1. Guyana is taking “pre-cautionary measures”
2. Guyanas Armed Forced have been placed on full alert
3. Guyana has reached out to its allies: USA, Brazil, UK and France pic.twitter.com/tVnPWb40Ef— Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) December 6, 2023
President Nicolas Maduro, with his uncanny ability to conjure up phantom votes, claims that a ridiculous 145% of the vote supported this so-called referendum to gobble up Guyana. Of course, this is the same guy who consistently manages to garner more votes than there are people in the country. Go figure! It’s clear that this is just another desperate attempt to divert attention from the catastrophic living conditions his people endure day in and day out.
Let’s talk about that catastrophic living conditions, shall we? We’re talking about a place where blackouts are as common as a cold, where basic necessities like food and medicine are as scarce as hen’s teeth. The situation got so dire that folks started raiding zoos for food, resorting to eating pets, and treating toilet paper like it’s pure gold. And what’s Venezuela’s solution to all this misery? You guessed it – wield their military might and seize someone else’s land!
While Guyana may not have the military muscle to fend off this aggression, they’re not taking it lying down. Vice President Bharrat Jagdeo made it clear that they won’t cower to Venezuela’s bullying tactics. They’re reaching out to allies, including the good ol’ U.S. of A., for support to defend their sovereignty. And let’s not forget the elephant in the room – Exxon Mobil and their sweet, sweet oil discoveries off the coast of Guyana. It’s no wonder Maduro’s greedy little eyes are lighting up.
But it’s not just about oil, folks. This whole circus is also a ploy to drum up support ahead of Venezuela’s presidential election. You see, Maduro wants to dazzle his people with bold nationalist moves while conveniently sweeping the nation’s monumental failures under the rug. If history’s taught us anything, this tactic never ends well. Just ask the military junta in Argentina who picked a fight with the UK over the Falkland Islands to distract from their own economic meltdown. Spoiler alert: it didn’t go well for them.
So, there you have it. Another day, another failed socialist experiment wreaking havoc on its people. Venezuela’s descent from bad to worse seems never-ending. And rather than fixing their own mess, they’ve set their sights on their peaceful neighbor. Man, these guys never cease to amaze!
