Staff Reports
The mainstream media has once again found itself up to its neck in the muck of its own hypocrisy, all while trying to spin a narrative that Joe Biden was the unsuspecting victim of a grand cover-up regarding his mental decline. According to some freshly penned tell-all books, the Democratic elites were apparently all in on the fact that Biden’s cognitive abilities were deteriorating faster than a cheap lemon of a car. However, this revelation begs the question: how could anyone be surprised by something that was painfully obvious to, well, everyone with a functioning brain?
The new book, tentatively titled “Fight: Inside the Wildest Battle for the White House,” reveals that various Democratic Party operatives were allegedly aware of Biden’s frailties long before he decided to bail on his re-election attempt. This wouldn’t exactly be groundbreaking news for those who’ve been paying attention. In a political landscape as twisted as a pretzel, the mainstream media likes to pretend that it was kept in the dark amid a Broadway performance of political sleight-of-hand.
In truth, the relationship between the Democratic elites and their versions of journalistic watchdogs seems less like a story of professional relationships and more like a secret handshake club for the buffoonishly gullible. It’s akin to a magic show where everyone knows that the rabbit is hidden in a hat, yet the audience is told to act shocked when it finally pops out for its big reveal. The sheer absurdity of this charade has turned political reporting into an art form of its own—one that requires selective memory and an extraordinary tolerance for cognitive dissonance.
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Let’s be honest: Biden’s exit from anything resembling normal cognitive function has been on display for anyone with eyes to see. For those who might have been living under a rock, it seemed that the only time the man appeared functional was when he was juiced up like a contestant on a steroid-fueled reality show. The public witnessed a president who often stumbled through speeches like a toddler learning to walk. Whether it was absurd handshakes with invisible friends or a series of baffling verbal fumbles, it was clear that this was no ordinary run-of-the-mill political performance.
As these tell-all accounts flood the market faster than a weekend sale at a dollar store, one could almost marvel at the timing of these revelations. Did the journalists in the “elite” media think they needed some time to digest the monumental shock of discovering that Biden wasn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed? Or did they simply struggle to keep their stories under wraps while frantically typing away in a frenzy? Either way, it serves as crystal-clear evidence that they were complicit from the beginning in normalizing the absurd.
The ongoing saga of media malpractice surrounding Biden’s condition isn’t merely about this administration; it reflects a larger narrative where the mainstream media operates as both a shield and a sword for Democratic leaders. With the chutzpah to feign shock at developments that were as obvious as a billboard in Times Square, these so-called journalists deserve every dose of scorn they receive. The question remains: how much longer will these media clowns continue to parry and thrust, dodging accountability while propping up a presidency that is unraveling before their very eyes?
