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According to rumors, Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg have decided to square off in a fight. This follows Musk's acquisition of Twitter, which has revolutionized the landscape of free speech. This has made Zuckerberg feel threatened, and he's working to attack Twitter with new ideas. Musk responded by jokingly suggesting he would be up for a "cage match" and threw down the gauntlet to Zuckerberg. In response, Zuckerberg tweeted a screenshot of Musk's tweet with the message, "Send me location." The "Vegas Octagon," the venue for Ultimate Fighting Championship matches, was Musk's immediate reply.
Fight of the Century: Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg Reportedly Agree to Cage Match https://t.co/caPJUxvPnR
— RedState (@RedState) June 24, 2023
Even further, Musk claimed that he had a move to defeat his adversary, the "Walrus." "Where I just lie on top of my opponent and do nothing," he observed. Musk revealed that he hardly ever exercises unless he picks up his kids and throws them into the air while describing his level of fitness. He also stated that he would be up to a cage match if Zuckerberg was sincere. It appears that this may actually occur, according to claims from reputable sources like Dana White, who has spoken with both Musk and Zuckerberg. Elon expressed his readiness to participate by posting flames in response to the news.
I’m up for a cage match if he is lol
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 21, 2023
This is Zuck’s story on insta right now.
Simulation confirmed ✅
😅😅😅 pic.twitter.com/Vu0vrihFIV
— Penny2x (@imPenny2x) June 22, 2023
Yup, that’s me 💯
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 22, 2023
If this is for real, I will do it 🔥🔥
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 22, 2023
Dana White says the Elon Musk v. Mark Zuckerberg cage fight is happening
— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) June 23, 2023
Mark Zuckerberg posted this 4 days ago:
"Great learning from jiu jitsu legend @mikeymusumeci… and starting to prepare for our MMA debuts 😉"
Elon's in trouble pic.twitter.com/ta5SWeOKqU
— Bill Speros (@billsperos) June 22, 2023
Accurate
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 23, 2023
Hey @elonmusk if you are really gonna fight Zuck you need to get training ASAP
I'm willing to help you train and also show you how to build a team of top coaches and how to structure training
We need this win because you are the people's champ and represent free speech while…
— Jake Shields (@jakeshieldsajj) June 23, 2023
A verbal fight only. Three questions each. The funniest answers win. Who agrees? https://t.co/qDQ6Ae9lEU
— Maye Musk (@mayemusk) June 23, 2023
Maybe I can be helpful. Had Mobi-C disc put in at C5-C6, however 1st surgery failed to remove bone spur sticking into my spinal cord. 2nd surgery took care of it. Recommend using Yelp or other online reviews of doctors. Effectiveness varies widely.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 17, 2020
White has also mentioned the possibility of this being the biggest fight in world history and the enormous amount of money it may raise for charitable causes. He replied, "Everybody would want to see it." Musk has some schooling under his belt, but Zuckerberg has the advantage of more recent instruction. The fact that Musk is 51 years old compared to Zuckerberg's 39 years makes him the older candidate. Musk, meanwhile, is much taller and heavier than Zuckerberg.
Former champion Jake Shields offered to prepare Musk for the contest, but Musk's mother advised him to limit it to a "verbal fight". She fears that her son will get an injury during the game. Although seeing this conflict would be exciting and entertaining, there are some worries regarding Musk's health and what it might signify for the future of free expression. We can't allow such freedom of speech to be so precarious that it is based on the wellbeing of one man. This is a direct result of the Democrats endangering the safety of our free country. In order to defend everyone's right to free speech, we must expand our possibilities for expression.
