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Yeehaw, folks! Hold onto your hats because we have some juicy news about our former President, Barack Obama. This here interview in Tablet Mag with historian and biographer David Garrow is stirring up quite a commotion. Looks like Obama’s personal life before he became president is causing some waves, and boy, do we have some spicy revelations for y’all.
Now, before we get to the good stuff, let’s address the elephant in the room. Some folks are all in a tizzy about Obama allegedly admitting to having “homoerotic fantasies.” But hey, let’s not jump to conclusions and call him the “first gay president.” That wouldn’t be fair. We got bigger fish to fry here, folks!
According to Joel Pollak over at Breitbart News (the real news, if you ask me), the real story here is that Obama made up a whole bunch of stuff about himself. And that, my friends, includes that whole Birtherism fiasco. Remember when folks were questioning his birth certificate? Turns out Obama might have spun a yarn about his foreign origins to sound all fancy and sophisticated. Sneaky, sneaky, Mr. President.
But wait, there’s more! This interview also confirms some long-held conservative beliefs. Brace yourselves, folks. Obamacare? It’s a fraud. And Obama’s presidency? A failure, especially when it comes to foreign policy. Oh, and did I mention that Obama had some deep-seated resentment towards Israel? Yep, it’s all coming out now.
But here’s the real kicker. Obama is described in this interview as a “cold, empty person.” Ouch. That must sting. No wonder he couldn’t connect with hardworking Americans. And get this, he’s part of an elite group that punishes anyone who dares to disagree with them. Talk about a power trip.
Now, let’s rewind back to 2012 when Breitbart News uncovered a little gem. They found a promotional booklet from Obama’s literary agency that claimed he was “born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia and Hawaii.” Say what now? Is this evidence that Obama’s been messing with the truth? I think so.
But wait, there’s one more bombshell. Brace yourselves, folks. One of Obama’s ex-girlfriends spilled the beans. Sheila Miyoshi Jager claims that the real reason for their breakup wasn’t about Obama identifying as a Black man. Nah, it was about an exhibit at a museum. Who would’ve thought? Here I was thinking it was just your ordinary relationship drama.
Now, here’s the kicker. This exhibit was causing some political drama in Chicago because of a fella named Steve Cokely. He was spouting off some wild accusations about Jewish doctors infecting Black babies with AIDS. Yikes. But Obama and Sheila visited this exhibit together? What was Obama thinking? It just goes to show where his loyalties lie.
Importantly, the article confirms: 1. Obamacare is a “fraud.” 2. Obama’s presidency was a failure, especially on foreign policy. 3. Obama resented Israel deeply. 4. Obama is often a cold, empty person. 5. Obama represented a new elite cohort that punishes dissent ruthlessly (2/3)
— Joel Pollak (@joelpollak) August 4, 2023
So there you have it, folks. The real story behind this Obama interview is a doozy. Obama made up a whole lot about himself, Obamacare is a sham, and his presidency was a failure. Let’s not forget his resentment towards Israel, his cold and empty personality, and his elite cohorts who silence dissent. And oh yeah, that whole Kenya thing. It’s time we peel back the facade and see Obama for who he truly is.
