Staff Reports
Minnesota Democratic Rep. Dean Phillips pulls the plug on his 2024 White House dreams as President Joe Biden effortlessly dominates Super Tuesday. This move comes after Phillips, who hopped on the campaign circus last October, realized he was about as popular as a math test on a Friday afternoon.
Dean Phillips Suspends 2024 Campaign After Super Tuesday Defeat, Endorses Bidenhttps://t.co/FT6IXLO4F8
— TIMES NOW (@TimesNow) March 7, 2024
Now, let’s break it down, folks. Phillips thought he could outdo Biden and maybe even take a swipe at Trump. But alas, his campaign was like a deflated balloon at a birthday party – sad, floppy, and nobody wanted to play with it. So, Phillips waved the white flag and kissed his dreams of Oval Office glory goodbye.
And let’s talk turkey here, the real star of the show remains Marianne Williamson, the self-help guru who’s still hanging on for dear life in the Democratic nomination mudfight. Maybe she’s onto something with all that positive thinking mumbo jumbo.
But let’s focus on the real deal – Nikki Haley also called it quits on her campaign post-Super Tuesday beatdown. Unlike Phillips, Haley decided to keep mum about her support for the Republican powerhouse, Trump. Can you blame her? Trump’s got more Twitter followers than Haley has hairspray cans.
Phillips is out, Biden’s in, and the political rollercoaster keeps chugging along. So, buckle up, buttercups, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride to the 2024 election. And remember, don’t trust a campaign promise unless it comes with a side of liberty and justice for all!
