Staff Reports
In December, Border Patrol agents hustled harder than Santa's workshop, netting about 151,000 migrants who unlawfully crossed between Tucson and Del Rio Sectors. It's a Where's Waldo quest, but the stakes are national security, not just a striped shirt! And mind you, these figures are as confirmed as Santa's beachwear rumors.
151K Migrants Apprehended Last Month in 2 Border Sectors — Shatters Prior Records https://t.co/688YspvMbv via @BreitbartNews
— Swamp Fox Jim ✝️🇺🇸🏈🗽 (@jim76960437) January 3, 2024
In the Tucson Sector, agents tallied a groundbreaking 80,000 apprehensions, a crowd larger than any stadium, sans tickets! Over in Del Rio, they scored about 71,000, setting a speed record even the Road Runner would envy.
December rewrote history as Tucson's 80,000 encounters trumped the March 2000 record of 76,245 migrants by almost five percent. That's akin to setting a new world record for July Fourth hot dog consumption—an impressive feat!
Del Rio wasn't far behind, eclipsing the August 2022 record of 52,735 with over 71,000 captures, a leap of nearly 35 percent. It's like they won a gold medal in the Olympics of border security!
The southern border simmered hotter than a jalapeño in December, with the top five sectors nabbing nearly 250,000 migrants. Imagine an eternal ice cream truck line, but these folks aren't waiting for vanilla cones; they're seeking entry into the country.
Combining figures from nine southeast border sectors, an estimated 250,000 migrants were apprehended, marking a new record that surpasses the Border Patrol’s previous southwest border apprehension record by about 4.5 percent. It's like breaking the sound barrier, but with immigrants on the move instead of jets!
Since President Biden took office in February 2021, Border Patrol agents have nabbed almost 6.4 million migrants—a populace large enough to populate a state! And mind you, these numbers exclude those who slip through unnoticed, akin to counting sprinkles on a cupcake.
Border Patrol agents stand as the unsung heroes, preserving our nation's safety and security like Superman over Metropolis. Here's to these green-clad guardians for maintaining our borders as steadfast fortresses.
And that's the plot twist, folks! Keep those borders in check and your popcorn ready—this spectacle isn't concluding anytime soon!
