Staff Reports
Well, folks, hold onto your cowboy hats because there’s a wild rodeo happenin’ over at the Republican National Committee (RNC). The new chairman, Michael Whatley, seems to be dancing a two-step that’s got some folks scratchin’ their heads and others grabbin’ for their lassos to rein him in.
Report: RNC Chair Michael Whatley Backs Off Pledge to Spend ‘All Day Every Day’ Working to Elect Donald Trump to Instead Try to Save Mike Johnson https://t.co/fIxF9htdBF
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What’s got the barn doors swingin’ is that Whatley decided to take a detour from his “elect Trump every day” road trip by cozyin’ up to House Speaker Mike Johnson. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is not too happy ’bout this turn of events. She ain’t one to back down from a showdown, especially when she smells a rat in the henhouse.
Greene’s got her boots on and is stompin’ over to the corral with a motion to vacate against Johnson. But, hold your horses, ’cause the Democrats are flyin’ in on their donkey to save Johnson from the gallows. It’s a showdown at high noon, folks, and the OK Corral ain’t got nothin’ on this Capitol Hill drama.
What’s got the chickens squawkin’ is that Whatley is hitchin’ his wagon to the Democrat donkey instead of the Republican stallion. He’s preachin’ about party unity like a Sunday sermon, but some folks are wonderin’ if he’s readin’ from the wrong hymnal.
Whatley’s actions got folks seein’ red like a mad bull in a china shop. They’re wonderin’ why he’s strayed from the herd and started playin’ cowboy with the Democrats. The RNC was supposed to be wranglin’ votes and brandin’ ballots, not playin’ possum with the other side.
Yeehaw, folks, this rodeo ain’t over yet. The dust is still settlin’, and the broncos are buckin’. So grab your popcorn and your Stetson, ’cause this GOP showdown is one for the history books. And remember, in politics, just like in the Wild West, it ain’t over ’til the last cowboy sings.
