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Scandal in the Senate: Cardin’s Aide Films Lewd Romp in Hallowed Halls

Senator Ben Cardin (R-MD) found himself dodging questions by pesky reporters outside the Capitol Building on Monday as they persisted in grilling him about his former staffer, Aidan Maese-Czeropski, who was caught red-handed filming a gay sex tape in the Senate chambers. The scandalous footage was shamelessly recorded in the very room where former FBI Director James Comey debunked the phony “Russian collusion” hoax and where potential federal and Supreme Court justices face rigorous questioning.

In a feeble attempt to save face, Cardin hurriedly released a brief, two-sentence statement confirming Maese-Czeropski’s swift departure from his staff. The senator brushed off any further inquiries, claiming he wouldn’t discuss “personnel matters” at this time. When pressed on how his staffer managed to infiltrate the hallowed Senate chambers, Cardin shrugged cluelessly, mumbling, “I don’t know the details.”

During the relentless questioning, Cardin turned evasive, refusing to comment on the staffer’s past conduct or the possibility of criminal charges. When asked if he had a close relationship with Maese-Czeropski, the senator sheepishly dodged the question, muttering, “I can’t tell you that I know them well. I’m not going to get into my relationship with my staff.”

In typical politician fashion, Cardin skillfully danced around questions regarding the authenticity of the lewd video, suggesting it was a matter for investigation. To add insult to injury, Maese-Czeropski shamelessly played the victim card, crying foul and alleging that he’s being targeted because of his sexual orientation. !

 

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