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Scarborough’s Meltdown: Trump’s “Bloodbath” Trolling Bait Hooks Media!

Ah, buckle up, folks! It’s time for another episode of “Theater of the Absurd” starring Joe Scarborough in a leading role of hysteria. This latest saga, dubbed “bloodbath-gate,” has all the makings of a sensational daytime soap opera, complete with over-the-top reactions and plot twists so wild even Hollywood would cringe.

Picture this – Donald Trump casually mentions the term “bloodbath” in relation to the economy under a potential Biden re-election (cue dramatic music). And like clockwork, the mainstream media, always ready for a fight, pounces on it like a cat on a laser pointer. Suddenly, Trump is accused of inciting violence, and the chaos ensues.

But wait, there’s more! Enter stage left, Joe Scarborough, with a fiery social media post linking Trump’s words to images of January 6th. Talk about a dramatic flair! Was it a moment of clarity when he swiftly deleted the post? Not quite. It seems ol’ Joe just didn’t want to face the music from Elon Musk’s Twitter wrath. Can you blame him?

Fast forward to Monday morning, and we witness the grand spectacle – Scarborough’s on-air meltdown extravaganza. In his world, any mention of “bloodbath” from Trump is akin to a call for a coup d’état. It’s like watching a cartoon character jump off a cliff and defy gravity, but hey, reality is overrated, right?

Here’s the plot twist – Scarborough insists Trump knew exactly what he was doing. Shocking, right? But where Joe misses the mark is in his assessment of the press. Spoiler alert – they’re not exactly rocket scientists. See, Trump’s playing a little game of cat and mouse with the media, tossing out buzzwords like “bloodbath” to watch them scurry like headless chickens.

It’s not rocket science, folks; it’s just good old-fashioned trolling. Trump knows the buttons to push, and the press, bless their hearts, dance to his tune like marionettes. Scarborough and his pals may think they’re the smartest cookies in the jar, but they’re falling right into Trump’s trap – hook, line, and sinker.

In the grand scheme of things, the real winners here are the audience, treated to a spectacle of epic proportions. So grab your popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the show. Who needs reality TV when you have the unscripted chaos of “bloodbath-gate” unfolding before your eyes? Cue the applause for another riveting performance in the theater of the absurd! 

Written by Staff Reports

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