Staff Reports
In a stunning display of bravery and common sense, Republican Florida state congressman Jason Shoaf has proposed a bill to legalize the killing of black bears high on crack. Yes, you read that right. And let’s be honest, no one wants a crack-addicted bear breaking into their house and tearing everything apart. It’s just not a good look for the neighborhood.
Florida Lawmaker Proposes Bill To Legalize Killing ‘Crack Bears’: REPORThttps://t.co/SIeTW7lnog
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Shoaf, a true advocate for public safety, wants to remove penalties for anyone who takes down one of these rampaging bears. I mean, who wants to be afraid that they’ll get arrested or fined for protecting themselves and their property? It’s time to take a stand against these drugged-up creatures and make our neighborhoods safe again.
But of course, the liberal media is up in arms about this bill, claiming that there have been no documented incidents of bears on crack in Florida. Well, maybe that’s because no one has been brave enough to go after them yet! That’s where Shoaf comes in, ready to end the reign of terror these bears have imposed on our communities.
The bill, despite its noble intentions, is facing opposition from wildlife advocacy groups who claim that it would allow the killing of bears even when they pose no threat. Talk about fearmongering! Shoaf has made it clear that the legislation specifically targets “nuisance bears” who are a danger to humans and pets in neighborhoods. So let’s put the safety of our fellow citizens first and stop coddling these bears.
It’s refreshing to see a lawmaker who is willing to take a stand for what’s right, even in the face of backlash from the animal-loving left. Shoaf understands that while bears may be cute and cuddly, crack-addicted bears are a whole different story. We cannot let political correctness stand in the way of protecting ourselves and our communities.
So, let’s rally behind Congressman Shoaf and his courageous proposal. Let’s show these crack bears that we will not be victims in our own homes. It’s time to take back our neighborhoods and ensure that our living rooms remain free from growling, door-breaking, house-destroying animals. Keep fighting the good fight, Shoaf. We’re with you all the way!
