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Sleepy Joe’s Memory Lapse: Liars’ Circus with No Acrobatics

Can you believe the audacity of ol’ Sleepy Joe Biden? The man just can’t keep his stories straight, especially when it comes to his shady dealings with his son Hunter’s business partners. It’s like watching a circus act, but with more lies and fewer acrobatics.

For years, Biden insisted he never talked business with Hunter. But then, as soon as incriminating photos started cropping up like daisies in spring, he suddenly remembered that he was never “in business” with his son. What a convenient memory lapse, Joe. 

And let’s not forget about Hunter’s recent deposition where he spilled the beans about dear old dad wining and dining with his sketchy associates at Cafe Milano. Pictures don’t lie, Joe. You can’t just sweep those under the rug like last week’s trash. 

When confronted by a reporter about his interactions with Hunter’s cronies, Biden went into full denial mode faster than a kid caught with their hand in the cookie jar. “I did not interact with their partners,” he insisted. Um, Joe, you do realize there are witnesses, right? Hunter spilled the beans, and you’re out here trying to play innocent. It’s like the pot calling the kettle black, but with more political drama.

And let’s not forget how Biden tried to divert attention from his lies by waving at the crowd like he’s some kind of hero. It’s time to face the music and come clean about your questionable dealings. The American people aren’t buying your tall tales anymore. 

Written by Staff Reports

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