Staff Reports
Oh boy, have we got a juicy scoop for you! It turns out that Gordon Sondland, you know, the fella who just couldn’t keep quiet during that whole impeachment charade against good ol’ President Trump, has gone and registered as a foreign agent for Ukraine and the European Union! Talk about a plot twist!
Key witness from Trump impeachment registers as foreign agent of Ukraine https://t.co/vTaXLqOGwR
— Bo Snerdley (@BoSnerdley) March 27, 2024
Now, for those of you who may have forgotten, Sondland was the U.S. Ambassador to the European Union who just couldn’t resist spilling the beans about some alleged quid pro quo shenanigans during the impeachment circus. He claimed that Trump was up to no good, trying to get Ukraine to do some digging on sleepy Joe Biden and his son Hunter. Well, well, well, look who’s playing for the other team now!
But here’s the kicker – Sondland had to file this fancy registration under the Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA), a law that keeps tabs on folks cozying up to foreign governments. Seems like Sondland has caught a case of amnesia about his loyalty to good ol’ Uncle Sam!
And get this, folks – Sondland got the boot from Trump right after the Senate acquitted him in 2020. Looks like karma came knocking on Sondland’s door faster than a FedEx delivery! It’s no surprise that he’s now moonlighting as a foreign agent, probably trying to cozy up to Ukraine in hopes of some redemption for his past sins.
Well, well, well, looks like Sondland’s got some explaining to do. But hey, maybe he’s just trying to make a quick buck after getting the boot from the Trump administration. Who knows what’s going on in that head of his! One thing’s for sure, though – this whole saga just goes to show that you can never trust those deep state swamp creatures to keep America first.
