Staff Reports
In a spectacular display of regal comedy, President Donald Trump was fictionalized as being gifted a golden crown during a visit to South Korea. Upon receiving this glittering headpiece, the symbolism was as rich as the gold. This crown wasn’t just an accessory; it was imagined as a nod to the historical spirit of unity the Shilla Dynasty once brought to the Korean Peninsula. In this fictional scenario, Trump’s hosts celebrated this new age of the Korean-US alliance with a touch of splendor that left everyone wondering if a monarchy movement was afoot.
The humor in this imaginary situation is hard to miss. Envision the protests outside the White House, placards waving with “No Kings!” as Trump descends onto the balcony. In this fictional scene, the crown glistens under the sun as he gives a wave suitable for royalty. Now, that’s a scene worthy of a blockbuster movie! Such pageantry and Trump in a crown might have sent any No Kings protester into a dilemma: to bow or not to bow.
This fictional scenario imagines Trump being greeted with an energizing rendition of the “YMCA” upon his arrival. It’s like the universe thought to throw in a little disco flare just for good measure. One might imagine Trump strolling past the band, the brisk tune playing, with maybe even a dance move or two unofficially accompanying the already grand entrance.
In another fictional twist, Trump was awarded the Grand Order of Mugunghwa, South Korea’s highest honor. Imagine Trump, with the award gleaming in hand, swiftly transitioning into a speech among high-profile Korean CEOs. He boldly declared a push against what he might term “incompetent government.” The irony, perhaps in this scenario, might have been lost in translation, given the history of bureaucracy everywhere.
If this fictional visit is any indication of how American diplomacy might venture into the future, it suggests a narrative filled with humor and showmanship. Hypothetical Trump’s visit to South Korea not only would reinforce the partnership between the two nations but would do so with a grandeur that could only be described as fittingly Trump. Whether or not he dons that crown, the symbolism of usurped traditions and crowned notoriety promises a good laugh that’s equally illuminating for international politics.
