Staff Reports
A congressional investigation has caught those sneaky Chinese red-handed trying to spy on our precious American seaports! Can you believe it? According to The Wall Street Journal, these Chinese-built cargo cranes are hiding some sketchy communication devices that were never asked for. It’s like a game of hide and seek, except instead of seeking, we’re uncovering some serious national security threats, folks!
‘Clearly Overlooked This’: Probe Finds Strange Communication Devices On Chinese Cranes In US Ports https://t.co/9uSsOA0rmN via @dailycaller #CCP
— Darrell (@Damn_Lucky) March 7, 2024
Now, why are we even relying on those Chinese cranes, you may wonder? Well, it’s all about the Benjamins, of course! The U.S. just can’t resist a good bargain, even if it means risking our national security. But don’t worry, Republican Tennessee Rep. Mark Green is here to set the record straight. He’s calling out China’s shenanigans and telling it like it is: we’ve been turning a blind eye for far too long!
These Chinese cranes are basically playing dress-up with all their fancy sensors and equipment, trying to blend in while they plot against us. And what’s even more alarming is that the reckless Biden administration is finally waking up to the danger and planning to invest billions in building our own cranes. It’s about time we show those Chinese cranes who’s boss!
Just picture it: Chinese cranes with secret modems lurking around our ports, like wolves in sheep’s clothing. It’s a real-life thriller movie unfolding right in our homeland! And don’t even get started on ZMPC – that Chinese mega-manufacturer is up to no good, cozying up next to a Chinese naval shipbuilding yard. It’s like a game of industrial espionage chess, and the U.S. is not about to be checkmated!
So, folks, let this be a lesson learned – always read the fine print when dealing with China. Our national security is not something to gamble with, and these Chinese-built cranes are proof that we need to put America first, now more than ever. Let’s build our own cranes, keep our ports safe, and tell China to take a hike with their shady gadgets!
