Staff Reports
In a world often dominated by sitcoms preaching the gospel of single life in the big city, one might believe that the ultimate goal is a corner office overlooking Manhattan. Yet, here comes a curveball—a new dad of five insists that propagating the human race is not only a joyous endeavor but also a divine calling. This columnist’s growing brood rivals the Partridge family, and they’re quickly catching up to the Brady Bunch.
He candidly explains how modern culture pulled a fast one on him. For years, he believed that marriage and kids were burdens to be dodged. Hit shows and Hollywood narratives presented life as a carefree playground enjoyed best with a gang of friends rather than a gaggle of children. But after he woke up to the truth, courtesy of a higher calling, a seismic shift in his worldview occurred.
According to him, the original command from God is perhaps too straightforward for the average modern storyline. Instead of embracing that human urge to multiply and fill the Earth, society feeds folks a different script. Yet, he argues that having children isn’t converting to some archaic lifestyle but reconnecting with what makes us human and divine.
Then, there’s the science he mentions—our brains change when a newborn is placed in our arms, a phenomenon described by some as a touch of the angelic. The way he sees it, this profound transformation is exactly why people should answer God’s call to procreate. It creates more folks molded in the image of their creator and fosters a deeper connection not just to God but to humanity itself.
In the end, it’s not just about adding more names to the family roll call. It’s about standing firm against modern nihilism and self-loathing, ensuring we don’t willingly wander toward extinction. Instead, it’s celebrating the wonder of life and love. The new father of five proudly waves the flag of family expansion and sees it not just as a personal triumph but a way to fulfill a divine mission and ensure a brighter future for us all.
