In the battle of halftime spectacles, Turning Point USA delivered a knockout punch to the NFL, proving that when it comes to real American entertainment, there’s no place for woke blunders. Now, the NFL, that proud bastion of American football, appeared to forget what country it resided in. Cue the entrance of Bad Bunny, who, with not a single English lyric to his name, left audiences across the nation scratching their heads and their remote controls.
Now, let’s break this down. The NFL, as the National Football League, is our homegrown treasure. It’s not a global franchise like McDonald’s adding sushi to its menu. Yet in an attempt to be everything to everyone, the NFL chose a performance more suited to a world stage, and the result was a snooze fest. It wasn’t just about language. The performance lacked punch and energy, leaving fans feeling as if they were served a dish with all the spice removed.
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe where common sense still holds sway, Turning Point USA was smashing records with a halftime show that celebrated America in all its red, white, and blue glory. Gathered viewers didn’t need subtitles or a refresher course on culture; they were treated to the greatest hits, literally. With familiar tunes and an atmosphere of patriotism, it was a celebration that resonated deeply with every star-spangled heart.
The NFL’s embrace of a more global outlook might seem fashionable to some, but it completely misses the mark with its core audience. The majority of fans tuning in wanted music that made them feel a little more American, and Turning Point certainly rolled out the welcome mat with their lineup. This wasn’t just entertainment; it was a cultural squaring-up where Turning Point walked away with the crown.
In an attempt to seem inclusive, the NFL ended up excluding those who simply wanted to enjoy a good-old American showdown, complete with familiar tunes. It’s a lesson in remembering one’s roots and the importance of catering to the fans who have kept football a Sunday staple. As Turning Point USA stands victorious, it seems clear that there’s something to be said for understanding and celebrating what makes America, well, America.

