Staff Reports
In a jaw-dropping turn of events, the Decision Desks have officially declared Donald J. Trump as the triumphant victor of the Iowa caucuses just 30 minutes after the voting began. The pundits, who were busy sipping their lattes and spewing out their liberal bias, had the audacity to suggest that Ron DeSantis or Nikki Haley could give Trump a run for his money.
BREAKING: Winner Selected In The Iowa In Record Timehttps://t.co/0Ijd1mWVrO
— Sheri™ (@FFT1776) January 16, 2024
CNN and the Associated Press have projected Donald Trump as the indisputable winner of the GOP Iowa Caucus. Those liberal news outlets aren’t exactly known for their love of conservative heroes, so you know it’s gotta be true! The sheer speed and efficiency with which Trump dominated the competition must have left the naysayers shaking in their boots.
The haters and losers can put away their wishful thinking and accept the harsh reality: Trump steamrolled through the Iowa caucuses with the force of a thousand MAGA hats. It’s clear that the American people are still firmly in his corner, ready to support his mission to make America great again.
