Staff Reports
In a stunning twist of events, former President Donald Trump is proving that campaigning is overrated. According to polls, despite his minimal campaign efforts, Trump is effortlessly winning the 2024 Republican nomination race. Take that, traditional campaigning!
Donald Trump is in easy mode and is still winning. According to an analysis by The Washington Post, Trump has organized far fewer campaign events than all his opponents this past summer, yet is comfortably leading in national and state polls. https://t.co/XJ6VGnA8Sm
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) September 22, 2023
While other candidates like Florida Governor Ron DeSantis have been tirelessly zigzagging across Iowa, attending hundreds of events, Trump has taken a different approach. He has spent most of his time at his fancy club in Bedminster, New Jersey, and has been posting on Truth Social. Who needs actual events when you have a social media platform to spread your message?
It seems that Trump’s decision to skip the GOP debates has only made him more popular among GOP voters. They’re furious at the treatment he’s receiving from President Joe Biden’s Department of Justice (DOJ) and those state prosecutors with an agenda. The criminal charges Trump is facing have only solidified his support, proving once again that the liberal deep state is out to get him.
Some might argue that Trump’s lack of campaign events could hurt him in the long run. But the Washington Post, in all its liberal bias, fails to recognize the loyalty and dedication of Trump’s supporters. They don’t need to attend countless events to show their unwavering support for the man who will Make America Even Greater. Quality over quantity, people!
In fact, Trump’s attacks on DeSantis, though perhaps a bit juvenile, are actually working. The Florida Governor has seen his support dwindle since jumping into the race. It’s clear that Trump’s strategy of belittling his opponents and making grand promises is resonating with Republicans across the nation. Who needs substance when you have catchy slogans and insults?
And fear not, my fellow conservatives, Trump has assured us that he will increase his campaign efforts as the election draws nearer. He has scheduled at least four events in Iowa by the end of October. But here’s the thing – Trump doesn’t need to attend as many events as the other candidates because his audiences are massive. You see, size really does matter when it comes to rallies. Trump’s events are like rock concerts, while other candidates can barely fill a high school gymnasium.
In the end, it’s clear that Trump has cracked the code to winning elections. Who needs boring old campaign events when you have Truth Social and a legion of passionate supporters? Trump’s unconventional approach has left his opponents scratching their heads, while he continues to dominate the race. Sorry, DeSanctimonious, but it seems like you’ll need more than a sweater vest and a name tag to catch up to the Trump train. All aboard!
