Staff Reports
In a move that has left the gender ideologues reeling in their swampy lairs, President Donald Trump is clearly showing that he did not return to the White House to play nice. One of his early executive orders establishes that the federal government will only recognize two sexes: male and female. This decision has sent shockwaves through the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC), where a cadre of disgruntled staffers are acting like a bunch of high school seniors with their prom dreams crushed.
The EEOC, which has seen its fair share of bureaucracy and mischief under the previous administration, found itself in a tizzy after Trump cleaned house by firing the leadership appointed by Biden. The drama intensified when Andrea Lucas was appointed as the acting chair. Staffers, apparently unwilling to put aside their fringe ideologies, began whining that complying with the new directive would violate federal law. Newsflash: the law they cite, a 2020 Supreme Court decision, is basically the gift that keeps on giving to those who wish to turn the workplace into a laboratory for social experiments.
Now it is open revolt in federal agencies.
Resistance fighters are bulk emailing whole agencies in defiance of appointed leaders.
This is at EEOC and is being praised on reddit. pic.twitter.com/c2jeSEQ4v4
— Mark Mitchell, Rasmussen Reports (@Mark_R_Mitchell) February 3, 2025
The EEOC employees are particularly upset about losing their cherished “X” option on workplace discrimination forms, allowing them to flaunt their self-proclaimed nonbinary identities. They made an impassioned plea to Lucas, channeling the spirit of disobedience akin to rebels in a dystopian film, claiming that following the executive order would mean stepping outside the bounds of legality. One judge even sent a long-winded email trying to rally the troops, bizarrely prodding Lucas to consider throwing in the towel and claiming a one-way ticket to Mars. Is that how the bureaucracy plans to confront reality these days?
While the EEOC must accept all discrimination claims, a spokesman clarified that Lucas is doing her utmost to comply with Trump’s orders, which indicates that the days of pushing wild gender ideologies with an iron fist are fast coming to an end. The federal agency, once seen as a bastion for gender extremism, is undergoing a metamorphosis that many conservatives are gleefully applauding.
This newly invigorated landscape, where hysterical emails from the disgruntled EEOC staffers leak into public view, showcases the absolute hilarity of the situation. It highlights how an administration that refuses to bow to the absurdities of gender fluidity is indeed refreshing. Watching the enemies of tradition scramble and writhe in response to Trump’s blunt yet effective policies is not just entertaining; it’s a spectacle of governmental correctness being dismantled piece by piece.
Embrace the chaos; it’s clear that Trump’s return has not only shaken up the political status quo but made for some excellent reality TV as well. Between the tantrums within the EEOC and the outlandish reactions, it’s hard not to chuckle at the efforts of the left to cling desperately to their narrative. If the last few weeks are any indication, the drain is working, and it appears the swamp creatures are thrashing about like never before.
