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President Trump has once again grabbed the microphone — and the spotlight — to revisit his ambitious proposal that Canada could benefit from cutting the umbilical cord and officially becoming part of the United States. In a conversation that would make any nationalist cheer, Trump declared that if Canada joined the U.S., it could very well become one of the best states. Talk about a “great again” scenario!
During a recent chat with NATO Secretary-General Mark Rutte in the Oval Office, Trump made his feelings about trade very clear, especially when it comes to those pesky tariffs. The former president emphasized that America has been played like a fiddle by foreign nations for years. To put it bluntly, the U.S. shouldn’t have to be Canada’s piggy bank, and he’s not afraid to take a stand. After all, according to Trump, the real problem isn’t just about lumber or energy; it’s about independence.
Canadians may think they’re providing something of value, like cars and maple syrup, but Trump quickly shot that illusion down. He implied that in reality, America doesn’t really need those offerings. His words suggest a somewhat humorous analogy: it’s like inviting your neighbor over for free pizza, only to realize they’re using your Wi-Fi and you’re not even getting a slice in return. The message is clear; Americans can’t keep propping up their northern neighbors forever.
Trump says Canada could one of best states in U.S., could keep its anthem@WashTimes https://t.co/lZNSPC1K4A
— Chris Plante Show (@ChrisPlanteShow) March 13, 2025
Trump marvelously painted an image of a transformed U.S. with Canada as an honorary state. His vision of proudly maintaining “O’ Canada” as the national anthem just adds chocolate frosting to this cake. The potential for unity is tantalizing, and he believes the beaver-hugging, syrup-lovers to the north would perfectly complement the American identity — if only they played nice.
As for the tariffs set to hit multiple countries, including Canada, Trump indicated that there would be “a little disruption” with a side of “no sweat.” This doesn’t seem to faze him one bit. In his classic unapologetic style, he suggested that they need the U.S. far more than vice versa. With the threat of a hefty 25% tariff looming on the desk like a bad hangover, it’s evident that he is willing to engage in economic showdowns to protect American interests. This approach, while potentially risky, aligns perfectly with the ethos of putting America First.
In the grand scheme, the proposal to annex Canada might seem laughable, but to a staunch conservative, it embodies a spirit of assertiveness that contrasts sharply with years of political correctness and apologetic diplomacy. So, whether it happens or not, one can appreciate the audacity of such a notion. After all, who wouldn’t want to kick a few tires and roll with Canada under the red, white, and blue?
