Staff Reports
Donald Trump Jr. has joined the ranks of eligible bachelors, having called off his engagement to Kimberly Guilfoyle. While one couple may be splitting up, the Trump family hasn’t let romance get in the way of politics. Just as Trump Jr. begins dating socialite Bettina Anderson in Palm Beach, President Trump has nominated Guilfoyle to take up the mantle of Ambassador to Greece. Talk about keeping it in the family—what better way to navigate international diplomacy than with a former fiancée?
This pick isn’t just a nod to her past relationship with Trump Jr.; her qualifications have apparently swept President Trump right off his feet. He wasted no time in expressing that Guilfoyle has been a “close friend and ally” over the years. One should wonder if friendship is ever a substitute for official qualifications in the world of politics, especially considering that having a sharp intellect and experience in law, media, and politics seems to set the bar lower than a limbo stick at a beach party.
Trump gave the job as Ambassador to Greece to Kimberly Guilfoyle, Don, Jr.'s ex-girlfriend.
He wanted to keep the family secrets safe so he sent Kimberly far away.
She is one badass woman with a big mouth and no experience for the job.
Let's see how long she lasts.#DemsUnited pic.twitter.com/49qKoAS5TK
— DemsUnited Gallery (@DUnitedGraphics) December 13, 2024
According to the details trickling down from the Trump social media pearl, Guilfoyle embodies everything the United States needs when dealing with foreign nations. The president-elect suggested that her new post will foster robust bilateral relations with Greece—something everyone probably has on their bingo cards for 2023. Who knew that after engaging in gossip with socialites and appearing at Republican conventions, one could end up as the protector of U.S. interests abroad? Must be that “extensive experience” that apparently makes her qualified.
In a tribute to democracy and all things America, Guilfoyle also took to X to express her elation over the nomination. She claimed it was an “honor” to accept the position and pledged to uphold the Trump agenda while supporting Greek allies. Somewhere in Greece, locals are likely rolling their eyes wondering if this might just mean some sort of catchy slogan on a T-shirt rather than any substantial policy changes. Regardless, there’s nothing the world loves more than diplomacy paired with a side of cheerleading!
The cherry on this politically flavored sundae comes from Donald Trump Jr. himself, who took to social media, puffing his chest with pride for his ex-fiancée. He assured the world that Guilfoyle is an “amazing leader for America First.” One can’t help but wonder if this policy is now family lore. And with her history as an assistant district attorney and Fox News personality, Guilfoyle has certainly worked her way into a prominent spot—just not the one with Trump Jr. Anyone looking to place bets on how long it will take for the next juicy headline to drop?
