Staff Reports
Once again, folks, it looks like Nikki Haley’s presidential hopes are fizzling out faster than a firework on the Fourth of July. A recent poll has come out showing that former President Donald Trump is leaving Haley in the dust when it comes to the GOP nomination. It’s like watching a turtle trying to outrun an Olympic sprinter. Bless her heart.
This time, it’s Nevada that’s giving Haley the cold shoulder. You see, they’d rather choose “none of these candidates” than support Haley. Ouch! That’s gotta sting. It’s like being rejected at the prom, but this time, the whole state is saying, “Thanks, but no thanks, Nikki.”
Why is she so determined to hang on? We all know why… https://t.co/vpvcO39wrY
— mark8989 (@mark89894) January 31, 2024
According to the poll, a whopping 59.2% of Nevada Republican primary voters are leaning towards none of these candidates, while only 40.8% would choose Haley. That’s not just a loss, folks. That’s a major blow to her campaign. It’s like getting sucker-punched by a kangaroo. Haley must be feeling pretty bruised right about now.
And it’s not just Nevada where Haley is struggling. Nationally, Trump is still reigning supreme, boasting a commanding lead over poor Haley. The RealClearPolling average shows Trump with a whopping 74.3% support, while Haley is lagging far behind at a measly 14.46%. It’s like watching a race between a race car and a tricycle. Do we even need to say who’s in the lead?
But wait, it gets even worse. Not only is Trump whooping Haley in the national polls, but he’s also beating her in her own home state of South Carolina. That’s like getting voted off the island by your own tribe. The polls show Trump with a 30-point lead over Haley in South Carolina. Yikes! That’s gotta leave a mark.
All signs are pointing to the fact that it’s time for Haley to face reality and throw in the towel. The CEO of Revere Solutions, Woodrow Johnston, even predicts that a loss in Nevada followed by another in South Carolina could be the final nail in the coffin for Haley’s campaign. It’s like the universe is saying, “Sorry, Nikki, but your time in the spotlight is over.”
Let’s be honest, folks. There’s no path to victory for Haley at this point. She’s like a hamster on a wheel, expending all her energy but going absolutely nowhere. The fat lady has sung, and it’s time for Haley to graciously accept defeat. Maybe she can try her luck in the next election cycle, but for now, it’s time to hang up the campaign signs and call it a day.
