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Trump Storms Iowa, Biden’s Antics Fall Flat!

The buzz is real, folks! Former President Donald Trump is gearing up for a grand return to Iowa in 2024, and the left is already breaking out in a cold sweat. The third anniversary of the Jan. 6 unrest at the Capitol is looming, and President Joe Biden is not about to let Trump forget it. But, you know what they say, “haters gonna hate…”

Now, let’s talk strategy, shall we? Some Republicans have been getting a little itchy around the collar when it comes to ol’ Trumpy post-Jan. 6. The left’s been working overtime trying to paint him as the bad guy, but surprise, surprise, it’s only making his supporters cling to him harder. It’s like trying to take candy from a baby, folks. Good luck!

Take Peter Finn, for instance. This guy’s a likely caucusgoer, and he’s torn between Trump and Gov. Ron DeSantis. He’s been leaning toward DeSantis, but he’s still got a bone to pick with the Trump haters. I mean, who can blame him? The guy’s just looking out for democracy. And who doesn’t love a good underdog story, am I right?

Then, there’s Marie Andersen, who’s also on team DeSantis. She’s singing the same tune too. Sure, she’s not thrilled about Jan. 6, but she’s not about to let Biden’s disaster of a presidency slide. She’s “nervous” that he’s going to “cause a bunch of chaos.” Can’t argue with that logic, can you?

But, hey, Trump’s not without competition. DeSantis and former Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley have been making some noise on the campaign trail, trying to dig up any dirt they can find on Trump. And guess what? Trump’s still holding a 30-plus percentage point advantage in Iowa. Talk about Teflon Don!

There’s also a little friendly competition brewing between DeSantis and Trump, but it’s all in good fun, right? Well, DeSantis better watch his back because he’s definitely playing second fiddle to Trump in the eyes of most Trump supporters. It’s like trying to outshine the star of the show. Good luck with that!

And let’s not forget about Biden. He’s been trying to rain on Trump’s parade with his own rallies and ad campaigns, but let’s face it, folks. He’s just not bringing the same kind of firepower as Trump. It’s like bringing a water pistol to a flamethrower fight. Sorry, not sorry, Biden.

So, as Trump gears up for his big return to Iowa, the left is shaking in their boots, and the Republicans are rallying around their favorite underdog. It’s like a political thriller, folks, and the suspense is killing the left. But don’t worry, we’ll keep you posted on all the juicy details. Stay tuned!

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