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In a bold move that has left many scratching their heads with confusion, Donald Trump has decided to repurpose Gitmo, yes, that Gitmo, the one everyone has been arguing about for years. While his predecessors toyed with the idea of closing it in the name of diplomacy and peace, Trump sees it as a customized hotel for the 30,000 criminal illegal migrants who have been wreaking havoc and potentially planning their next mischief in the good ol’ U.S. of A. While liberal leaders weep over the fate of even the worst offenders, Trump is rolling up his sleeves and getting down to business—prison-style.
Guantanamo Bay was initially constructed to detain the world’s most dangerous jihadists, the likes of whom have terrorized nations and struck fear into the hearts of millions. Under Trump’s vision, it now aims to house those he deems to be illegal enemy combatants rolling across the southern border—an invasion straight from the headlines. Instead of merely letting these transgressors roam free, living rent-free in swanky hotels in major American cities while drinking lattes and enjoying their “American Dream,” they may just find themselves facing the consequences of their actions—at Gitmo.
30,000 beds being prepared in GITMO for the "Worst of the worst" illegal criminals.
President Trump says he wouldn't even trust them in their own countries hands. pic.twitter.com/CbznnFnxb8
— Dara Marchica (@Dara1Marchica) January 29, 2025
The wisdom behind this strategy shines through starkly against the bleak backdrop of ongoing border chaos. A recent migrant caravan, filled with hopefuls apparently unaware of the wall that looms ahead, sets out to test Trump’s famed resolve. With 30,000 criminal migrants potentially waiting for their turn at Gitmo, one can imagine that this would send the faint-hearted scurrying back to wherever they came from—perhaps back to their unwelcoming home countries or, more sensibly, back to good, old-fashioned common sense.
Despite some media chatter that mischaracterizes Trump’s announcement as less than authoritative—cue the “presidential memorandum” argument—this plan launches a strong signal that these are not mere policies draped in theoretical debate; it’s time for action. According to Trump, the need to offload dangerous individuals from American streets and into a place where they can only play cards and stare at the wall is a no-brainer. Instead of treating these individuals like misunderstood artists, it’s time to recognize them for what they truly are: a national security risk.
And speaking of international uproar, Cuban President Miguel Diaz-Canel doesn’t seem to be thrilled about the idea of using Gitmo for its original purpose. He frowns upon the idea of the U.S. exporting trouble, yet perhaps an alternate location for these individuals could be considered—say, Havana? Surely, if Diaz-Canel is so concerned for their welfare, he wouldn’t mind accommodating them in his lovely, sunny nation. After all, it’s only fair, right?
As the liberal media gets ready to crank up the outrage machine, they’ll need to refine their approach, as the American public is slowly waking up to the reality that apologies and empty gestures won’t cut it anymore. For Trump, sending criminals to Gitmo isn’t just about making a statement—it’s about crafting a narrative built on law, order, and protection of American citizens. The furniture is getting dusted off at Gitmo, and it seems there’s no turning back now.
