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Ready to have some fun with this one? Here’s a catchy rewrite that highlights Trump’s bold promise and takes a jab at Biden’s border policies:
In a show of sheer determination, Former President Donald Trump has come out swinging, declaring that if he’s re-elected, he will execute the “biggest, baddest deportation operation this country has ever seen!” Taking inspiration from President Eisenhower, a true American hero, Trump emphasized the urgent need for strict measures to tackle the rampant issue of illegal immigration.
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During a fiery speech in Iowa, Trump reminded folks, “Eisenhower was a tough cookie when it came to the border. People forget that, but it’s true! And mark my words, we’ll carry out the mother of all deportation operations in American history.” He even promised to channel his inner action hero by immediately invoking the Alien Enemies Act to boot out every last gang member from the country.
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Trump pointed his finger straight at the notorious MS-13 gang, dubbing them as “the meanest, nastiest gangs on the planet!” With grit in his voice, he pledged to wipe out the menace of illegal alien gang violence once and for all.
BOOM! Now, during Trump’s reign, the MS-13 gang became the poster child for discussions on immigration and border security. Trump would often mention them to highlight the dangers of loose immigration policies. And let’s be honest, those policies were looser than a goose on roller skates!
Now, the “Alien Enemies Act,” part of Trump’s big plan, has been around since 1798. Talk about a classic! The act gives the government extra powers to manage non-citizens during times of war. Under this act, the president can order the arrest, relocation, or deportation of any male non-citizen aged 14 and up residing in the United States. You hear that, troublemakers? Pack your bags!
Trump’s comments couldn’t have come at a more perfect time. According to CBP data, border officials had a mind-blowing encounter with almost 10,000 migrants in just one day. That’s like a whole stadium of people trying to crash the party! Numbers, my dear readers, don’t lie!
Now, the border crossing madness has been going on throughout September, picking up speed after a lousy, lackluster summer. But hey, let’s give credit where it’s due. The numbers are still lower than the record set back in May, where we saw a whopping 10,000 encounters in a single day. Can you imagine?
Playing the blame game, the Biden administration thought they were sly, pointing to those lower summer numbers as proof of their border policies working. What a joke! It’s like pointing to a leaky faucet and saying, “Look, the floor is only a bit damp. Our system is rock solid!” Nice try, folks!
Meanwhile, in a Texas-sized showdown, Governor Greg Abbott isn’t messing around. He’s putting up razor wire fences to keep the desperados out. But wait for it…the Biden Administration had the audacity to cut down those fences! It’s like they’re waving a green flag for illegal immigrants, saying, “Come on in, folks! We’ve got a party waiting for you!” Outrageous!
Not one to back down, Governor Abbott sent more of our fine Texas National Guard to repel those brazen crossings and install even more razor wire. Talk about Texas-sized determination! We’re not just Lone Stars, we’re blazing stars!
And just when you thought things couldn’t get more chaotic, here comes another swarm of illegal aliens at the border. Despite the Biden Administration claiming they’ve slowed the flow, images from the front lines tell a different story. It’s like a circus in Eagle Pass, folks! Thousands upon thousands of predominantly Venezuelans camping out under the bridge. The audacity!
But hey, Governor Abbott ain’t no pushover. He keeps deploying those steadfast members of our Texas National Guard to lend a hand. And you know what? Texas and a few other border states are even shipping those illegal aliens to “sanctuary cities” and states, where they bend over backward to defy federal immigration laws. It’s like a merry-go-round of liberal hypocrisy!
Just last month, a federal judge ordered Texas to remove razor-wire buoys from the Rio Grande River. Thankfully, a U.S. appeals court had the good sense to overrule that decision and let Texas keep the barrier in place. Score one for common sense, I say!
So, dear readers, buckle up for the ride! Trump is promising to take on the biggest, baddest deportation operation in history while the Biden Administration thinks a little fence-cutting will pave the way for a warm welcome. Only time will tell who will come out on top, but I’ll put my money on the tough Texan and his razor wire!
