Staff Reports
The FBI has once again stumbled upon a treasure trove of long-hidden secrets about the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, and it has everything to do with a certain former president’s directive to unearth these mysteries. In a recent announcement, the Bureau revealed that they had unearthed a startling 2,400 previously “unrecognized” records related to JFK’s untimely demise. One can’t help but wonder how many more nuggets of history remain buried while the agency relies heavily on its technological advancements to sort through the mountain of minutiae.
Thanks to Donald Trump’s unswerving commitment to transparency, he pushed for the declassification of records not just on JFK but also on the assassinations of Robert F. Kennedy and civil rights icon Martin Luther King Jr. Back in January, Trump ordered the Director of National Intelligence and other key players to devise a plan to open up these files. Thus began the FBI’s frantic excavation of its archives, which reportedly has been an ongoing process since they decided to modernize their record-keeping system. It should leave any observer chuckling at the irony that the Bureau has suddenly become a master of digital archiving.
Are you kidding me? They've only just found this?
Folks, it’s time to call in the big guns—Kash needs to get over there and stop this nonsense.
The FBI has uncovered around 2,400 records linked to JFK’s assassination. This isn't just big; it's colossal.
RELEASE EVERYTHING;… pic.twitter.com/nB85n9Bye6
— Dr Vincent Sativa 🇺🇸 (@The_Weed_Shop) February 10, 2025
This new batch of documents was located amid a larger set of 14,000 pages that the FBI had been sifting through during their inventory overhaul. Only three sources initially clued in the media to the existence of these found records, suggesting that the FBI wasn’t exactly tripping over itself to share this newfound information with the JFK Assassination Records Review Board. But why would they? After all, they’ve been busy trying to keep the American public in the dark about various issues, so it’s only fitting they’re not rushing to turn on the lights for this one.
The FBI now claims it is working diligently to transfer these documents over to the National Archives and Records Administration as part of the declassification process. Skepticism abounds, though; like clockwork, government agencies often come up short when it comes to transparency. This has likely resulted in countless conspiracy theories, each one more entertaining than the last and most of which suggest that something shady has been at play since that fateful day in 1963.
The puzzling timing of this disclosure raises eyebrows and begs questions. With Trump rekindling the spirit of openness, many wonder if the FBI’s sudden efficiency is merely a façade to appease a public yearning for the truth. It wouldn’t be surprising if history repeats itself, with the Bureau managing to cover up more than it reveals. While 2,400 documents may sound like a significant haul, the skepticism surrounding their significance is bound to linger, especially when it involves a matter as explosive as a presidential assassination. Perhaps the real question should be how many more layers of this onion are left to peel?
