Staff ReportsThanksgiving is a time for family, feasting, and—if you’re Kamala Harris—vacationing in a beachfront mansion in Hawaii while recording videos to share with anyone brave enough to tune in. Yes, folks, the Vice President of the United States has apparently traded in family traditions for what can only be described as a reality TV special gone wrong. Who knew that the symbol of
American leadership would end up looking more like a lovesick turkey than the focused public servant we all hoped she’d be?
While Kamala is cozying up to a $20 million mansion with a drink in hand, Joe Biden is getting festive in his own special way. Picture this: an adult man, dressed as if he’s attending a Halloween party gone horribly wrong, decides to bite the head of a child dressed as a turkey. Yes, that’s right, folks. Instead of sharing quality time with family, Biden is munching like he’s at an all-you-can-eat buffet—only the buffet consists of unsuspecting children. Who needs a family gathering when you can indulge in some questionable antics with kids you just met?
Now, contrast this with former President Donald Trump, who spent his last Thanksgiving serving meals to Border Patrol agents and military members. Unlike his political siblings, Trump traded stuffing his own face for ensuring those serving on the front lines felt appreciated. Who would have thought that a man known for his extravagant lifestyle would actually care enough to bring Thanksgiving dinner to the troops? It’s almost like he knows how to say ‘thank you’ more than just with a well-placed selfie. Imagine that!
While Biden has our troops sulking over pizza and jalapeños, Trump’s surprise turkey feast in Afghanistan ended with applause and cheers, showing the hearty appreciation our service members had for him. There wasn’t a single soldier in sight who would dare to question what “real love” looks like when a former president arrives with food in hand, a warm smile on his face, and genuine gratitude in his heart. You just can’t fake that kind of connection—unlike those awkward photo ops featuring our current leaders, whose smiles seem forced at best.
So here we sit, as Harris, Biden, and Trump turn Thanksgiving into a tale of three leaders. On one side, we have Harris living her best life on vacation; on the other, Biden taking his munching to a disturbing level; and in the middle, Trump delivering heartfelt service and gratitude. It makes you wonder who actually learned the essence of Thanksgiving and who merely sees it as an excuse for a long weekend. The answer is glaringly obvious. Let’s just say the turkey won’t be the only thing getting roasted this holiday season.
