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Tucker’s War Cry: “Corporate Media is Dead” Shakes Big Media HQs!

Days after launching his groundbreaking new streaming platform, conservative icon Tucker Carlson wasted no time in making waves in the mainstream media landscape. In a bold and brilliant move, billboard trucks emblazoned with his image and the defiant message “Corporate Media is Dead” descended upon the headquarters of The New York Times, The Washington Post, NBC News, and CNN, both in Washington, D.C. and Manhattan.

In an exclusive interview with The Daily Mail, Carlson fearlessly declared that corporate media is “doomed.” With a steely resolve, he proclaimed, “The era of dominance by a few big media companies, the era of total control over all information by, you know, nine people, that’s done.” Unapologetically, he emphasized that the mainstream media is fully aware of their impending demise, citing their “hysterical” response as evidence of their impending downfall. With a mix of righteous indignation and unshakable conviction, Carlson segued into the necessity of new institutions to fill the crater left by the “lying news organizations.”

Fueled by unyielding passion for truth and transparency, Carlson unsparingly criticized the mainstream media for their habitual deceit, asserting that they have “misused their monopoly.” He unapologetically espoused the virtues of independent media, boldly declaring that the most compelling and veracious content thrives outside the confines of the “lying news organizations.”

In a moment of candid reflection, Carlson candidly addressed his departure from Fox News, expressing gratitude for his 14-year tenure at the network. While acknowledging the existence of individuals who may have mistreated or disrespected him, he nobly refrained from launching personal attacks, opting instead to focus on his newfound happiness and gratitude for his experiences. With unwavering resolve, Carlson affirmed his commitment to his newfound path, asserting, “I’m glad that I’m doing this.”

Written by Staff Reports

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