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Washington Post Pushes Cold Showers While Enjoying Hot Ones

The wacky Washington Post is up to their usual tricks, trying to convince us regular folks to take frigid showers while they luxuriate in their hot water. What a bunch of hypocrites!

The Post is on a crusade for cold water, claiming it’s better for the environment and saves energy. They want us scrubbing dishes and clothes in icy water like we’re living in the Dark Ages. But do they practice what they preach? Of course not! These elites will continue to bask in their warm showers and private jets while pushing their radical agenda on the rest of us. 

 

Sure, saving energy is important, but let’s not forget the value of cleanliness. Hot water has been a game-changer for hygiene, helping us fight off germs and stay healthy. And don’t get me started on single-use plastics – they may not be trendy, but they sure make life easier and safer.

I’m all for being smart about energy usage, not because of some Climate Change boogeyman, but to keep my wallet happy. Cold showers may be fine for some, but let’s not pretend it’s a one-size-fits-all solution. The Post can preach all they want, but until they start following their own advice, I’ll stick to my warm showers, thank you very much.

So next time the Washington Post tells you to take a cold shower, just remember – they’re the ones sitting comfortably in their hot tubs. Trust me, it’s all talk and no action with those folks.

Written by Staff Reports

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