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In a shocking turn of events, it seems that the White House has a serious crack problem. No, not a problem with the foundation or structure, but an actual bag of white powdery substance found by the Secret Service. And guess what? It’s not powdered sugar for the presidential pastries! Initial testing has revealed that the substance is cocaine. Yes, you heard it right folks, the White House has become a disco party central.
Now, the big question is how did this illicit substance end up in the people’s house? There are various rumors floating around. Some reports claim it was discovered in the West Wing, while others say it was found in the library. Who knows, maybe Colonel Mustard has some hidden talents we never knew about. But really, this mystery raises some eyebrows. Was it planted by some prankster trying to embarrass the administration? Or perhaps the careless cleaning staff accidentally dropped their stash? Heck, it wouldn’t be surprising if Hunter Biden, notorious for leaving important things behind like laptops and wives, left a bag of cocaine lying around.
Speaking of Hunter Biden, let’s not forget his lovely reputation as a known drug addict. It’s no secret that he’s been battling addiction for years. And now, he conveniently happens to be residing in the White House with dear old dad. Coincidence much? Maybe Hunter thought he needed a little pick-me-up during his weekend visit to Camp David and forgot to pack up his party favors before heading back to the White House. Classic Hunter move.
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But let’s not jump to conclusions here. Hunter reportedly spent the weekend with his parents at Camp David, so maybe it’s mere coincidence that the bag of cocaine was found in the White House. Maybe there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for all this. Like Santa Claus dropping off some naughty stocking stuffers in July. Who knows?
One thing’s for sure, this news is not going to bode well for the Biden administration. Already facing criticism on multiple fronts, this latest scandal only adds fuel to the fire. It’s no wonder people are starting to question the integrity of the White House. If they can’t keep their own house clean, how can they be expected to keep America in order?
But hey, don’t take my word for it. Just remember: this is what happens when you have a liberal administration running the show. It’s all parties, drugs, and chaos. Maybe it’s time to bring back some law and order. Just saying.
Source: Red State
