Staff Reports
In the latest virtual playground drama from the White House, Karine Jean-Pierre, the White House press secretary, is throwing a hissy fit over videos that give a peek behind the curtain at President Joe Biden’s shenanigans. Jean-Pierre just can’t handle the heat as reporters dared to question the odd behavior of our Commander-in-Gaffes. She dismissed the videos as “cheap fakes” and claimed they were published with ill intentions. Well, isn’t that just the pot calling the kettle black?
One video showed former President Barack Obama babysitting Biden as he froze at a fundraiser. Another clip captured Biden’s solo adventure into the European wilderness before he was politely corralled back with the world leaders. Jean-Pierre, in full defensive mode, insisted these videos were as phony as a three-dollar bill, avoiding any straight answers about Biden’s well-being. Must be hard to spin those reality TV moments, huh?
Karine Jean-Pierre is BIG MAD that we distribute unfiltered, unedited, publicly available clips of Biden in public.
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— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 17, 2024
Forget about analyzing Biden’s fumbles and bumbles, Jean-Pierre scolded the media. Instead, she wants everyone to focus on Biden’s supposed legislative victories. Hmm, maybe they are hiding in the same place as his three-legged dog, because nobody seems to have spotted them yet! It truly takes a magician to divert attention away from the circus that is Biden’s public appearances.
Despite Biden’s laundry list of health issues – atrial fibrillation, neuropathy, hyperlipidemia – and a knack for gravity-assisted landings, his aides are busy playing a real-life game of “Follow the Elderly Leader.” Biden now boards Air Force One at the back to avoid any embarrassing trips and tumbles. And let’s not forget the not-so-fashionable sports shoes he’s sporting, specially designed to keep him on his feet. Perhaps he should consider a bell and a “wide load” sign for good measure.
Poll results are in, and it seems Americans are not buying what Biden is selling. One-third of Democrats doubt his mental acuity, while a whopping 82 percent have concerns about his physical and mental health. Even fewer believe he’s fit for a second term. It looks like the Biden show might get canceled before the season finale, folks. Grab your popcorn and watch the drama unfold – and remember, it’s not fake news if it’s entertaining!
