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Wray Clams Up on Biden’s Classified Capers in Congress!

In a surprising turn of events, FBI Director Christopher Wray kept his lips sealed tight during a recent congressional hearing about whether President Joe Biden flubbed up handling classified information post-vice presidency. You could practically feel the tension in the room as Wray dodged questions like a pro quarterback dodging a sack.

Now, let’s break it down, folks. The Department of Justice’s special counsel, Robert Hur, spilled the beans back in February that Biden had a stash of classified info post-vice presidency and possibly shared it with the ghostwriter of his book. That’s a big no-no in the land of secrets and spies! But did Wray spill the tea on Biden’s classified blunders? Nope, not a chance.

House Intelligence Committee members, like the savvy Rep. Elise Stefanik, tried to pry the truth out of Wray, but he was as tight-lipped as a clam at low tide. Instead of giving a straight answer, Wray danced around the questions like a squirrel on a power line. Classic move, Wray, classic move.

Meanwhile, on another corner of Capitol Hill, Hur spilled the beans before the House Judiciary Committee. He spilled so much that he concluded Biden did botch handling classified info but recommended against charging him because he might get off the hook by playing the “poor memory” card. Ah, politics at its finest!

In the end, the moral of the story is clear: if you’re a well-meaning, elderly fella with memory issues, apparently mishandling classified info might not be a big deal. But hey, who needs to follow the rules when you can just plead forgetfulness, right? Oh, politics, you never fail to entertain and frustrate us at the same time.

Written by Staff Reports

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