Staff Reports
Ukrainian President, Volodymyr Zelensky, spilled the beans that the United States and Ukraine are cooking up a top-secret plan for a special security agreement. This shady deal involves sprinkling extra cash over Ukraine’s head for the next decade. How exciting!
Zelensky picked up the phone and had a chat with House Minority Leader, Hakeem Jeffries – what a fancy title! Zelensky gave Jeffries a big ol’ thank you for the $61 billion aid package that got the green light recently. He even emphasized the urgent need for some snazzy Patriot systems during their chitchat. Zelensky just can’t get enough of those American-made toys!
The Ukrainian President has been on his knees begging for more of those Patriot missile systems to play with. Rumor has it, Ukraine currently has three of them, one from the United States and two from Germany. According to some snoops at the Washington Post, Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin spilled the beans that the U.S. will be hand-delivering more Patriots to Ukraine as part of a whopping $6 billion foreign aid present.
Zelensky couldn’t keep a lid on it and spilled that the sneaky teams from Ukraine and the United States are cooking up a special security agreement. They’re even jotting down a secret code – oh no, wait, it’s just a text for the agreement. Zelensky wants this agreement to be the toughest in the playground. They’re scribbling down all the ways they will help each other out over the next ten years, like sharing toys, money, and even making secret weapons together.
Zelensky Reveals U.S. and Ukraine ‘Working‘ on Scheme for 10 Years of Military Aid https://t.co/Q7Mzcqqqa5
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On top of the $61 billion cash cow from the U.S., the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Rishi Sunak, promised to toss an extra £500 million into Ukraine’s piggy bank. They’re just making it rain money over there!
