Staff Reports
According to reports, a massive “March for Israel” is set to descend upon the National Mall, and it’s not Bigfoot-sized as liberal media would have you believe. No, this march, organized by the Conference of Presidents of Major American Jewish Organizations and the Jewish Federations of North America, is about as real as it gets. The goal? Combatting the insidious rise of antisemitism and showing unwavering support for Israel. It’s a march to make the founding fathers proud!
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The organizers are pulling out all the stops to make this a march to remember. They’re not just calling for solidarity with Israel – they’re demanding the release of hostages held by Hamas. Talk about sticking it to the terrorists! And if that’s not enough, they’re aiming to top the 100,000-strong turnout from the 2002 rally. That’s right, they’re not just playing for participation trophies here. They’re in it to win it.
It’s not just a walk in the park either. The gates open bright and early at 10 a.m., with the march itself scheduled for 1 p.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesday. That’s right, these marchers are so punctual, they make Swiss clocks look like they’re running on CP time.
So, if you’re a proud supporter of Israel and want to stick it to the antisemitic forces at large, mark your calendar for this no-nonsense, freedom-loving, and democracy-defending march. Because when it comes to standing up for what’s right, these marchers aren’t just talking the talk, they’re walking the walk – right down the National Mall.
