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Ashley Biden Diary Scandal Reignites: Harris Faces Jail Time

The scandal involving Ashley Biden’s diary is heating up once again, folks! The Daily Mail got tongues wagging with its report on an excerpt from her diary where she talked about showering with her father. Oh boy, talk about awkward family bonding time! Now, federal prosecutors are on the warpath, seeking to throw the book at Aimee Harris for stealing and selling the diary. I mean, who does that? Stealing a diary is like sneaking extra cookies from the cookie jar – it’s just plain wrong!

U.S. Attorney Damian Williams is standing firm, saying that anything less than jail time for Harris would be a slap on the wrist. And you know what? He’s right! If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime, folks! Harris tried all sorts of sneaky tactics to delay the legal process, thinking she’s above the law. Well, newsflash, lady – justice is blind, not stupid!

And let’s not forget about Project Veritas and their founder James O’Keefe getting caught in the crossfire. They might as well be wearing “troublemaker” signs around their necks! Attempting to return the stolen diary doesn’t erase the fact that they meddled in something that wasn’t their business in the first place. FBI raids and leaked details to the New York Times – talk about a circus! O’Keefe can cry foul all he wants, but journalists don’t break the law, buddy!

Critics are already buzzing that the push for jail time is just a political stunt. Some are even going as far as to accuse Joe Biden of being a… *gasp*… pedophile! Now, isn’t that just rich! But let’s cut through the noise, folks. Stealing a diary is wrong, plain and simple. Justice must be served, and those who think they can play games with the legal system need a reality check. So, let’s see what the courts decide and hope that the truth prevails in the end!

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