Staff Reports
In a shocking turn of events, it has come to light that some pesky pranksters have been pretending to be President Joe Biden by making robocalls to New Hampshire Democrats, urging them not to vote in the primary. The pranksters went so far as to use an imitation of Biden’s voice and even dropped phrases like “What a bunch of malarkey” to really sell the act. Well, not to fear, because former New Hampshire Democratic Party chairwoman Kathy Sullivan has cracked the case wide open!
It turns out that the calls were actually a sneaky scheme to stir up trouble and confuse voters. Sullivan, who is leading the super PAC for the Biden write-in campaign, started getting messages from folks who had received the robocall. She was baffled by the whole thing and even had people contacting her to say, “Hey, Joe Biden shared your number with me!” But as it turns out, that wasn’t the case at all. It’s clear that someone out there is trying to cause mischief, and Sullivan is not having it.
Sullivan, a real legal eagle, is not taking this deception lightly. She’s on a mission to hunt down the mischievous masterminds behind the fake calls and bring them to justice. She believes that this bogus behavior could violate the law and is determined to get to the bottom of who’s paying for it and who stands to benefit from all this hullabaloo. This isn’t Sullivan’s first rodeo with interference tactics, either. Back in 2002, she dealt with Republican officials who got in trouble for using computer-generated calls to disrupt Democratic operations.
Not only is Sullivan hot on the trail, but Biden’s campaign manager, Julie Chavez Rodriguez, is also ready to fish out the troublemakers. Rodriguez made it clear that the campaign is not going to let this kind of shenanigans slide and is taking steps to address the situation. The White House even confirmed during a press briefing that the calls were faker than a three-dollar bill, putting an end to any doubts about their authenticity.
But wait – there’s more! The New Hampshire Democratic primary is not officially sanctioned by the DNC, which means the candidates who participate in it won’t receive any delegates at the nominating convention. But fear not, because Biden is putting all his chips on the table and counting on a write-in campaign to carry the day. This is a high-stakes game, folks, and Biden is banking on the fact that Democrats will come out in droves to support him and stick it to Trump.
Despite all the hoopla, there’s one thing we know for sure: Trump’s campaign has denied any involvement in the calls. So, who’s really behind this whole charade? Only time will tell, but for now, it’s up to Sullivan, Rodriguez, and their team to get to the bottom of this wacky hijinks. Stay tuned, folks, because this political drama is far from over!
