Staff Reports
President Biden’s beloved German Shepard, Commander, has been causing quite a ruckus at the White House, sinking his teeth into poor Secret Service personnel in a whopping 24 separate incidents. The cheeky pooch’s antics were so out of hand that the hard-working agents had to tip-toe around him just to avoid being his next chew toy. It’s safe to say that Commander’s bark is worse than his bite, considering the chaos he’s unleashed on the White House staff.
These Secret Service agents were practically tip-toeing around Commander like he was some sort of royal pain, all because the mischievous mutt couldn’t keep his fangs to himself. It’s a wonder they didn’t have to start wearing full-body armor just to protect themselves from this unruly four-legged troublemaker!
JUST IN: Biden's Dog 'Commander' Bit Secret Service Agents In 24 Separate Incidentshttps://t.co/p6sXrPZ0xs
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The documents obtained through a Freedom of Information Act request showed just how much of a menace Commander had become, with agents having to come up with creative ways to keep themselves safe from his gnawing jaws. It’s a shame that these agents had to waste their time and energy dealing with a furry headache when they should have been focused on protecting the President instead.
It’s clear that Commander’s behavior had gotten out of control, with multiple incidents of him sinking his teeth into unsuspecting victims at various locations, including Biden’s homes in Delaware and Nantucket. The poor Secret Service technicians and agents had to endure medical treatment after suffering through these doggy attacks, taking valuable time away from their duties to patch up their wounds.
The fact that Commander was finally sent packing from the White House after sinking his teeth into a dozen staffers speaks volumes. It’s a shame that the Biden family couldn’t get a handle on their over-protective pooch sooner, but at least now the hard-working White House staff can breathe a sigh of relief without fearing a surprise nip from the First Dog. It’s about time Commander got a taste of his own medicine and learned some manners!
